Agent Double-O Weeks
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Okay, first off, a bit of background to this poem. Agent Weeks/Double-O Weeks was the nickname we gave the assistant principal at my high school. He was obsessed w/ catching people skipping, and he hounded everyone. *nod* Now you can read the poem, which was written for an English class and is sung to the tune of "Jesus Loves Me."


Every day to school we go,
For to learn what we must know.
The walkie-talkie to Weeks belongs,
He is Weeks and he is strong.

Chorus:
Yes, Weeks loathes us,
Yes, Weeks loathes us,
Yes, Weeks loathes us,
His walkie-Talkie tells me so.

Weeks hides in the bushes like a fool,
Trying to stop kids from skipping school,
But when his head a teacher spies,
She screams out loud in surprise.

Chorus

If a student so much as trips,
To them he hands a detention slip.
Doesn?t matter whether you?re a jock or a geek,
Everyone runs from Double-O-Weeks.

Chorus

The walkie-talkie to Weeks belongs,
He is Weeks, he thinks he's strong.
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