U is for Unlike any other!
S is for Sympathetic and caring!
E is for Ewan MacGregor! She loves him!
M is for Manga, which she will not read!
U is for Ultimate Spider-Man! Oy!
F is for Fluffer McKitty!
F is for Funny, fearless, and fair!
I is for Insipid- which she is not!
N is for No one- the only people greater than her!
Muse Muffin! Muse Muffin! Muse Muffin! Yaaaay!