*Edan walks out, a VERY bish man, with REALLY nice hair. ^^ He's smiling, and sits down, 
looking quite peaceful.*

Hi! I'm Edan Black! Nice to meet all of you! I suppose I better get on with it... I'm the 
cousin of the future Emperor of Frizzgghigge, Ren Greatl. I'm also the cousin of the 
idiotic Jasper Silverfox, but that's unimportant. ^^ My father is Ren's uncle, and held 
a prestigous position in the court of Frizzghigge until he found my mother.

Her name is Nadia, and she's in the Circus of Frizzghigge: The Greatest Show in the Empire! 
She was a poor, thin woman, but she was very beautiful and fascinating at the time (wonder 
what happened... 

Nadia: Edan! Edan: Ouch! That's gonna bruise...) 

She gave birth to me, and was going to marry my father, but he ran off with some rich 
fluffy girl from Zintherf.

Thus, I was raised by mom and the circus. Now, the cirus people there aren't like here. 
(Did that make sense?) We're all joined as one. We rarely just take on new staff, and once 
you're born in the circus, you live and die in it.

I became a pretty well-rounded performer. I learned animal training (I'm particularly close 
to the wolves), the tightrope, flips and twists, juggling, singing, dancing... Basically 
all that the circus had to offer.

One day, my mother got a bad cold, and I was in her tent, giving her some soup I had made 
(I had to learn cooking to survive... These people can't tell the difference between salt 
and pepper!) I went rummaging through the tent and saw some pictures of my father's family. 
It was than that I saw Ren and Jasper.

After that, I started to fall out of the circus. People weren't talking to me as much, and 
I became an accessory rather than an asset. I was "the Pretty Boy." So, I left in pursuit 
of my cousins. I found them both on Earth, in Florida. Ren was getting smitten with some 
Japanese girl, and Jasper's main occupation seemed to be being gorgeous and bothering Ren.
Here, I was accepted.

I don't know how it happened, but Ren, Jasper, and I got trapped in some freakish dimension. 
We were flung into the middle of a field and met up with Akasha, Lurai, and Kira. They were 
really great, but they couldn't cook at all. ^_^

We went travelling and after awhile, found some big city. We were captured, beaten and 
thrown into a dungeon ready to br killed. A beautiful woman walked out and looked on with 
tears in her eyes as Ren was ordered to execution. I couldn't let him die, so I asked her 
to kill me first.

After some discussion, she fired the guards who had captured us and invited me to eat with 
her. Her name was Iria, and she was the queen of the city. We fell in love and got married. 
(1) Well, after a year of marriage, she found out she was pregnant. After a difficult labor 
she died giving birth to my our son. He died minutes after I had named him Atreyu.
I couldn't take the pain, so we left that city and began travelling again.

One night, I heard a gasp and a branch breaking. I found a thin, shy girl who had fallen on 
an infected leg and was about to become fodder for some pesky nocturnal rodents. I carried 
her back to my tent and nursed her back to health. Her name is Tanith, and it took a long 
time, but she began to trust me. I want Nani to take her on as a muse, but it appears that 
she's not going to.

I fell in love with her, but she's so shy and wounded that we haven't gotten very far in 
our relationship. She had a REALLY hard life. I wanted to stay there with Tanny, but Ren 
said that I could take her with me. ^____^ Ren's a great guy! We came back to Earth, then 
got Rei (Ren's girlfrind... Really brainy) and went to Frizzghigge... They should be 
getting married soon...

Thanks for listening! ^^ Bye!

*He gets up and walks off out the door.*

(1) Yeah, I know that's kind of bland, but I doubt if you really wanna hear every aspect of 
thier courtship, now do you?

Added note: They didn't age in this alternate dimension thingy... It's an alternate 
dimension! Why SHOULD they get older? ^_^