Squirtle!::  Snap bitch!  I wanted ta be da nigga to busta a cap!
 

Pika::  You know dats my bad, baby, I'd neva wanna upset you.
 

Squirtle Squirtle::  Yo free now ma niggas, now you join my gang or die.   Charmander:: Ummm.  Bulbasaur::  Ok
Squirtle::   Snap nigga! Ya feelin' me now, straight up wizza snaps?
 

Pikachu::  I love ya baby... now check dis poonnanner.
 

Squirtle::  Shit yo, you knows you ma boys and shit buts I gotsta get me somea dat boo-tay and shit. Peace out n' stay black
 

Chansey?::  Who needs a fix?

Twenty minutes later in a rest stop bathroom outside Compewterville Squirtle knocked up Pikachu and took off shorty after hearing the news, stealing all of its cash. Pikachu pregnant with triplets somehow pleaded with Misty to take it in.  But when Pikachu can no longer battle, Misty ditches Pikachu in the forest leaving it for dead.  Jigglypuff with no balls to eat goes mad and joins the circus.  Chansey still administers smack to her patients. Ash stays dead.  Brock and James get married.  France surrenders.