Squirtle being fed up with slave life leaves the confines of his pokeball, it being plenty spacious but lacking the flare of home. Having no where to go now, he returned to his thug roots of downtown Compewterville to realize his dream of becoming a gangster rap artist. Squirtle's dream shortly fades as he turns to a life of burgling balls. So the scrotum-less Ash having nothing to lose (from his encounter with Koffing, read that first) went in search of his prize workhorse....
Squirtle where are you?!!!
Squirtllllllllllllllllllllllllle, where arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu????????
Eh? Squirtle, is that you??
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Jigglypuff! ------
BLAH!!! (*falls over real fast then gets back up*) Your not Squirtle!?!
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God damnit Jigglypuff you've been in all three of these of these comics,
just F**K off for once, Jesus Christ!