- What is that awful high pitched yelp? It must be rare pokemon!
 

- Hey Twerp you're not a rare and valuable pokemon!              ---> - Neither are you! You old bag fag hag!
 

- Say, where's you're other twerp friend anyway? I know the spikey haired Jaimaican guy is putting new holes in my partner about a half mile away.
 

- ASH IS DEAD AND I'M GLAD! THOSE GUYS TIED ME UP AND LEFT ME FOR DEAD! I HATE THOSE GUYS AND I HATE ALL MEN!
 

- So you don't like being tied up and you hate men... interesting.  You can join me and Meowth for awhile if you want.
 

- Ok.
 

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