Be Very Afraid
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| Do the Dance Be Very Afraid |
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| I'd like to educate you all on the delicate art of the Bandit Dance. Here is a step-by-step guide to becoming a master of the Dance. ^^ (Yes, we ARE crazy.) | ||||||||||
| 1. Find a partner. Preferably a willing one, but any partner will do. | ||||||||||
| 2. Link arms at the elbow, facing opposite directions. You MUST, I repeat, MUST, be facing opposite directions. | ||||||||||
| 3. Here comes the really hard part. LIFT your right leg at the knee, so it is parallel to the floor, and have your partner do the same. | ||||||||||
| 4. Now, step forward with your right leg as if you were marching. Do this with your partner. | ||||||||||
| 5. Now, lift your LEFT leg up parallel to the floor at a right angle. Again, have your partner do the same. | ||||||||||
| 6. STEP forward with your left leg, while your partner does the same. | ||||||||||
| 7. Repeat steps 3-6 until you collapse on the floor, exhausted. Remember to practice each day so you'll get better and better at the Dance, and become the life of any party. | ||||||||||