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April 18, 2003
Isn't it ironical that Celine Dion is not only the biggest sellout ever but she's Canadian as well?
Adolescence is the period after you realize your life is crap but before you realize that everyone takes residance there.
I fear no test, until I receive the grade.
Live your life one assumption at a time.
Don't ask questions on matters of unimportance; expecially if they haven't been answered for then you can assume what you want and later claim ignorance.
Some people call me anti-social, but I disagree. I'm just socially handicapped. Others tell me to get with the program, but I tell them I've lost the remote.
By the way of loss, one gains.
Adults don't trust the young to be alone while they attend to their adulturous affairs.
To get ahead in life, do what the others refuse to do: build a good sleep debt. While the others are sleeping, you be working; working on an early grave.
Death cannot be the end when you have barely begun.
Ony when a soul has touched music can music touch a soul.
Faith is a curious thing. It brings together those it does not isolate.
Those who have enough faith as to accept other's are seen by those who share in theirs as having little.
Fear binds an nation to bring it down.
We idolize those who are great because they do not conform but shun those on this path to greatness.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but only if the beholder has eyes.
April 21, 2003
I don't set trends; people just copy me, twice.
May 8, 2003
Fate dances with the weak and Destiny plays cards.
America: Freedom of Hypocracy
The Propaganda ends with the lies
I have never feared death, just the method of completion and the regret it brings.
Why: why do we hate each other; why do we only validate our own opinions; why do we break the teachings we preach; why do we worry about details and miss the mosaic; why do we know Dante's seven deadly sins but have never heard of Pentecost: we do because we are, but, then, why do we have to be so?
Christianity was an Eastern cult until Constitine killed it.
God is not dead. We're just deaf.
BAH, I say to thee! BAH!
May 13, 2003
The purpose of life is not a life of purpose as some of you believe. For me, I couldn't care less if I'm needed. I just want to be wanted: invited to something because they enjoy my company; not because I can bring something. I don't know; it could just be me.
May 25, 2003
June 3, 2003
Everybody has there day; some just last longer than others.
Whatever happens will happen.
If something is not supposed to happen, but it does, does it really matter that it wasn't supposed to happen?
June 14, 2003
Semitemos.
If laziness was a job, I would be fired for slacking off.
A few moments with someone special is worth a few hours with anyone else.
June 24, 2003
Why is it that you want stuff from someone who is unwilling to give it to you, yet you are unwilling to take something from someone who is willing to give it to you?
The Incredible part about the Hulk is that when he becomes the size of a tank, his pants still fit.
June 26, 2003
A good idea is simple. It is the bad ones that are complex.
Why is it that the most "holy" people are the most corrupt?
Isn't it funny that a conservative church camp is the best place to get laid in my state and has been that way since before my parents were my age?
The close minded damn that which they don't understand, while the open-minded learn about it.
What good is it to call something a cult when it has no name?
The level of social acceptance is what seperates a cult from a denomination.
Here's an interesting tid-bit: The majority of husbands who commit spousal abuse come from conservative backgrounds.
In this world, nothing is absolute.
You don't have to do anything but die, but even that has its limits.
How can one sex be better than the other when both are nessicary for the advancement of life?
Affirmative action goes against the Constitution: "regardless of race."
Forgive but do not forget because you cannot forgive what you do not know.
What good is a job if all your free time to use the money you earn is spent on the job itself. Once you have one job, you are always looking for another one to meet your new spending needs. This makes a slave. Instead, work for the enjoyment of working (the fulfillment it brings), not for the enjoyment of a pay check (the immediate rewards).
Dating is very similar. Do not get involved for the now. Get involved for the future rewards.
Marriage is not an arragment for two people to have sex.
When you do something, do it for the right reasons. Don't volunteer because you need points for NHS. Don't help someone because you expect them to return the favor. Don't volunteer for the recognition. Don't donate money because you feel obligated to help. Only do these things and everything because you want to. That which is done in secert is worth so much more than that which is done in the open for they have already received their reward.
The most overused word in America is "believe." It has lost all meaning to me. Don't tell me you believe something; show me you do. A word about action is worth nothing compared to an action about words.
Some people live their entire lives with a faith only because that is the one their parents told them to have.
Lead by example, not by words.
June 28, 2003
Laziness, not nessicity, is the mother of invention.
July 11, 2003
What good are friends if you can't talk to them?
What if life is just a simulation? What if God is just a good programer who developed the code for the ultimate AI simulation? The programer could have started by simulating the wolrd around him/her and creating limitations to that world through complex parameters. Next, life would have been created with the simpliest creatures and worked up to more complex agrithoms for the AI to interact with in this grand experiment in AI research. Humans, the actual artificial inteligence agents being run and tested, are created last with the ablity to use complex logic, make more agents, and to have creativity and free will - the ability to create and decide new and differant situations. Is that not the ultimate goal of AI research - to create an intelligence that can create other intelligences yet run independantly while creating an artificial civilization; to learn and teach to others; to be able to advance independantly of programers even to the point of creating a civilization that mirrors our own and eventually create their own AI even though they are artificial themselves; to even have and express emotions all inside a self-contained evoriment? How far could this go? Hypotheticly speaking, if a programer created us, could that programer not have been programed as well? How did the first program get started? If looked at in a philosophical point of view, it can explain alot about life: Life is an illusion - we live and yet are artificial. Each of us are here to because we are here. People's limitations are that of the original agrithom. Miricles are no more than that and existance is less. If ran on an infinate time line, life would create life would create life would create life. This now raises the question as to what is death? Is death the end of our 'while' loop? Is it the dissconection of our server in order to prevent a complete systems crash. Our body would remain, but our mind, our AI consol, would be disconnected from the server so our 'brain' would not function, but would our system continue running on its own (life after death) or would it repair its-self in order to be reconnected to the server (reincarnation)? I'll leave that up to each individual because those are just details and details get in the way of life and happiness.
If God has saving grace, how could Hell exisit, and do the details of religon really matter?
A friend is someone you get blisters from supporting and would gladly do it again.
August 27, 2003
Join the DHC. I did and look at me now.
September 3, 2003
October 18, 2003
October 27, 2003
October 31, 2003
Today while driving home, I took my time. I didn't go speeding down the road impatiently waiting to get to where I was going like I usually do. Instead, I went well below the speed limit: 5-10 mph below most of the way. This gave me the oppurtunity to capture my suroundings, something I have seemed too busy to do as of late. After turning right onto Hillcreast from 21st street, I noticed a person walking on the otherside of the road in the same direction as I was currently headed. The person looked to have long dark hair and a brown coat with matching brown pants. As I neared to passing this person, I could make out his features a little bit better in the almost non-existant sunlight. There were streaks of gray throughout his hair which came to about his mid-back. A white beard of impressive length covered from chin to mid-stomach. In his right hand, I detected a wooden walking staff that loomed over his head. Being tonight is Halloween, I am uncertain whether this is his natural apperance or simply a costume. After passing him, I started to ask myself where it is he is headed to. It could have been anywhere east of downtown. I soon realized the sensesness in contemplating where a man I have only seen a glimse of is heading when I myself am just as clueless to my own direction. Am I a sheep being hearded by the masses or am on my own unique path? I have a better chance of guessing where the man was headed than I do myself. I do know this though, I do not want to be a sheep. I want to not just take the path less traveled at a fork in the road but make my own way, pathless and hard as it may be. Should I even know the answer to this? Many believe in "fate," but I'm not so sure. People have free will. Some argue that since God is omnipotent that God knows what you will do and therefore do not have the choice to do what you want. I argure that since God is omnipotent, God knows what will happen in every possible outcome of every possible decision everything makes. That is what it means to be truely omnipotent.
In english we discussed what it is that a woman wants. In a story we read, it stated that what a woman wants is to have the power in the relationship. I dissagree. I believe what a woman truely wants is no differant from a man. We just have differant interpretations of this want and need. Everyone, no matter who you are, has the desire in their genetic make-up to be loved. This means differant things to differant people. Some women want gifts to show that their partner truely loves them. Others want to be pampered. Still others don't ask anything at all as long as their partners tell them that they love them. This also applies to how people show that love. Each person has their own unique way of showing that they love someone, and no way is better than another. When Chaucer said that what women want is to have the power, I think he really meant to say that what women want is to be loved to the point that their partners allow them to make decisions because they love and trust them.
Do not trust those who are self-declaring of their greatness for anyone can declare that upon themself, but true greatness comes from others and does not have to be self-imposed.
November 6, 2003
People are natureally designed to stack like legos.
(new others saying)
January 4, 2004
Impressed? Let a computer come teach one of my classes full of contumacious 13-year olds. Let a computer solve a marital dispute or fix the Los Angeles city public school system. Let a computer come up with an original idea. Let a computer write a poem worth reading. Let a computer console an old man on a cold winter's night. Then we'll talk about being impressed.
- Richard J. Geib
January 5, 2004
P.S. - Now I just learned that another of my good friend's Grandmother is in the hospital.
January 27, 2004
February 2, 2004
Parable Number 1: A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day ong?" The crow answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Parable Number 2: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy." Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
Parable Number 3: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
Management Lessons: 1) Not everyone who drops doodoo on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of doodoo is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep doodoo, keep your mouth shut!
Parable Number 4: The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along, some people remarked "it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding". The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So they both rode the donkey! Now they passed some people that shamed them saying "how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey". The boy and man said they were probably right so they decided to carry the donkey. As they crossed a bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey and it fell into the river and drowned.
Management Lesson: If you try to please everyone, you will eventually lose your ass.
February 10, 2004
"Nothing is left to you at this moment but to have a good laugh!" - Chinese Zen master
"This is It
and I am It
and You are It
and so is That
and He is It
and She is It
and It is It
and That is That." - James Broughton
"No paradise of the East,
No paradise of the West-
Seek along the way you have come.
They are all within you." - Zen Saying
"When walking, just walk,
When sitting, just sit,
Above all, don't wobble" - Zen Saying
"He who knows does not say;
He who says does not know." - Lao Tzu
March 2, 2004
Doctors are sexist bastards. A man can go to the doctor and get diagnosed with breast cancer, but when was the last time you heard of a woman going to the doctor and getting diagnoised with testicular cancer? If that's not sexist, I don't know what is.
March 23, 2004
April 12, 2004
"I don't think that my dress is Mormon approved." - Amy Briggs
April 18, 2004
April 19, 2004
Some people I just do not understand. They spend $100+ to go to Prom and stand around talking. The only time they dance is during the slow songs where if you were to stand high and gaze across the crowd, you would see a rocking mass of false emotions connected by an embrace that makes one believe someone has or is going to die in the next 30 seconds.
Many of the people who try to avoid the cracked or broken parts of the road are the ones burning their tires in the parking lot.
Survivor has led to more spin-off/squeal crap than Rocky.
April 26, 2004
Two roads diverage in the Forest of Marriage. To my dismay, both are equally traveled. The half that do not travel to divorce, wait til death.
Optimists say the glass is half full. Pesimists say the glass is half empty. Neither understand the unimportance of the glass.
May 28, 2004
Fully updated quotes on the daily quote page (Will not cycle for almost a year)!
Yay
"In college, the professor of Calculus will say 'Ok; everyone from Bartlesville look to your left...to your right....you own them.'" - Moser
"Common sense is not so common." - Voltaire
"Its only pee." - Jon
"I'm the leader!" - Jon
"I drink to make other people interesting." - Unknown (I forgot)
"God has no religion." - Ghandi
"You posses only that which cannot be lost in a ship wreck." - Sufi Wisdom
"We are all the same, just differant." - Dr. Kaplan
"People who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music" - Anonymous (Napalm and Silly Putty by George Carrlin) (Submitted by Andrew)
"It doesn't help your position much, if you argue against the second statement only to prove his first statement right. Attack people's views, not the people themselves. That's debate." - Black Dragon74
"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral." - Robert Orben (Submitted by Paladinn)
"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it." - Cullen Hightower (Submitted by Paladinn)
"Yo Victor! Listen, what ever you do; I want you to remeber this one thing: You can't hold no groove if you ain't got no pocket." - JD (from A Show of Hands by Victor Wooten) (Co-submitted by Paladinn)
"We would like to remind the students not to drink the bong water." - Unknown (Rudy)
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." - Sigmund Freud
"In a time of crisis, people follow the person who yells the loudest." - College Board
"Git up and hump yourself, Jim!" - Mark Twain (The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn)
"Screw what she said. I'm going to try to do it logicaly." - Paladinn
"Some people put their neck on the line for their friends; you put your ass on the line. And by the way, nice ass." - The Spark
"To quote a fortune cookie: 'You are soon have a fortunate experiences.'" - The Spark
"For millions of years men had live just like the animals, then something happened, which unleashed the power of our imagination, we learned to talk" - Steven Hawking (Submitted by Paladinn)
"I am the tiger and YOU are the bunny rabbit!! Yeah, thats right, a bunny rabbit!! I win!!" - Tickle Me Not Swimmer
"I just double dipped, but thats ok because I would kiss anyone of you." - The China
"I am physically more intellagent than you." - Cousin Mike
"I had eggs this morning. I made them. They were good." - The Almighty Joey
"Respect the twinkie, but don't ignore its needs. " - The Spark
"I see, in that blind sort of way." - Spenser
"Some would call you the most powerful and influential of all people. Those people are wrong." - The Spark
"THE GRANITE MONKEY MUST BE PORKED! Bok!" - The Spark
"If it's ever really cold outside, and you get your tongue stuck to a flagpole, the best thing to do is take off all your clothes. That way, people shout 'Hey, look at the naked guy!' instead of 'Hey, look at that idiot with his tongue stuck to a flagpole.'" - Ian Charnas
"If the idle mind is the devils plaything, then mine must be the devils home depot by now." - Ian charnas
"Jesus is coming...quick everybody, look busy!" - Ian Charnas
"Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a Q-tip." - Homer Simpson