therealwinne

The real Winnebago story by Muppet monkey

�Bolluck! Bleeding rottin� bollucks!� Murdoc was walking back and forth in his Winnebago with his
hands in his hair. He had just found out that he ran out of sedatives and he sure as hell wasn�t
gonna listen to 2D�s jabbering all night. 2D was in the kitchen making himself a cup of tea for his
migraine. � Hey Murdoc, want me to make you some too? The package says it�s a soothing melange
that�s good for headaches� �It won�t be soothin� to me unless it �as some vodka in it.� Murdoc
muttered before he yelled back: � What do I look like to you? Some tea-drinking cake-eating
stockings-wearing old bag? He was just searching his bedroom closet for a Mallet to slightly
increase 2D�s headache with, when there was a knock on the door. �Oh, fuck!� Murdoc thought
�2D open the door and see who that is. Oy, and if it�s the pigs and you let them in I�ll have your
stupid head on a platter!� �Errr� ok, whatever you say Murdoc� 2D cautiously walked to the door
realizing that if he made a wrong move he would become the victim of various Satanic rituals.
�Look out of the window first, you dullard!� Murdoc said without taking his head from underneath
his bead where he was now looking for something to insure that 2D would have a good night�s
rest. 2D did what he was told, as usual, and looked out of the window. He immediately fell back in
both fear and surprise. Murdoc heard 2D fall and went to see what was going on. �What is wrong
wit you this time, airhead?� said Murdoc with a annoyed but slightly concerned voice. Concerned
of course for his own safety, not the fact that 2D was scared. �LL.. Look.. f.. fo.. for yourself�
was the only reply that he got. So, angry as well as slightly nervous and also curious, he walked to
the window. The first thing he noticed when he looked out of the window was that part of the
street the Winnebago was standing in, had melted away and there were pools of hot smoking tar
everywhere. As he turned his attention to whomever had knocked on the door, he was blinded by
a bright light and had to turn away. �Quick hedgehoghead!� he yelled at 2D �Gimme my shades!�
2D crawled over the floor desperately looking for Murdoc sunglasses, while Murdoc sat on the
floor rubbing his eyes. 2D finally found his sunglasses behind the fridge and handed them to
Murdoc, who Immediately put them on to have another peek. He could now see who was
impatiently waiting out side the door. �Oy, Moron! There�s this flaming chick standing outside�
2D got scared �I know Murdoc, but what do you want me to do about it?� Murdoc turned around �
I want you to get the hell out of here and find somewhere else to sleep tonight!� Murdoc replied
quickly. �Oooookaaay, I�m not staying around insane pyro girl anyway!� 2D said while climbing onto
the roof. Once on the roof he took one last look down and saw that the girl was looking at him.
�Why don�t you go of and play wit some other friends of yours now momma�s boy?� she said
smirking and shot a small ball of fire at him. He didn�t need to be told that twice so he jumped of
the back of the Winnebago and ran towards the nearest town. As he ran he thought: �Where are
Noodles and Russel when you need them to beat up something scary�� Actually he didn�t want to
put them through that but since they away for a few day to shop for some new instruments, it
didn�t matter anyway. He reached a half descent looking holiday in and checked in. Because his
headache had gotten worse and it sure as hell wasn�t going to get any better after all that. So
after he checked in he went straight to bed. He wondered if he should call the police , but
decided not to. After all he had seen Murdoc wit strange girls before. Come to think of it, he
had never seen Murdoc with anybody �normal� at all. So even if this girl was the strangest one of
them all, he didn�t worry about it much. He was sure that everything would be back to normal in
the morning. And with that he fell asleep.

When Murdoc finally opened the door, the girl had gotten very impatient. She pushed the door
wide open leaving a burn mark on the front and walked into the living room. As she let her self
fall back into the couch, Murdoc took his time to look at her. She was perfectly formed which
she showed of by wearing a tight red and black bodysuit. Murdoc couldn�t determine what fabric
it was made of, it look like some sort of smooth rock, and frankly he didn�t care. It seemed like
her bright red hair was constantly moving and when he looked over the edge of his sunglasses he
saw that her whole head was covered in flames. He starred at it for a while before he noticed
the little black horns in it. He raised an eyebrow and said: �Oy, lovely. Do you have a pointy tail
too?� She looked at him for a moment. �Aren�t you going to offer me something to drink?� she
grinned. �Errr� right. How �bout some Vodka my precious?� He stumbled into the kitchen. �What
do I look like, Gollum? Don�t you have anything stronger?� she said with a slightly annoyed and
intimidating voice. �Errr� I don�t think so, but it depends on what you have in mind with
stronger�� he said with an evil grin �Whatever, vodka will be fine.� was the only response he got.
So he pored two drinks into half washed coffee mugs and walked back into the living room. He
handed her her drink and chucked his down. �So�� he began �What brings Satan�s little cousin to
my luv shack?� she looked down and grinned. She chucked down her drink to and threw the mug
out of the window. �Well you of course.� Suddenly the couch caught fire. �Oh, sorry� she got up
and looked at the flaming couch. �No problem babe. You can set fire to me anytime�� He walked
over to her and tried to place his arm around her waist but pulled back when he found out that
she was hot, literary. �Do you think you can do something about your� temperature?� he asked
�Aaah, what�s the matter? Can�t take the heat?� she smiled and tilted her head slightly �Oh
alright. If you insist� she raised her arms into the air and suddenly the flames on her head
disappeared and Murdoc saw that she had long straight black hair. Murdoc immediately took the
opportunity and put both arms around her waist. �Aaah that�s better, now how �bout some
wrestling. Oh, and try not to turn me into spare ribs.� She smirked and said: �Don�t you like
barbecue?� With that he leaded her into 2D�s bedroom. He sure as hell wasn�t going to get his
bed burned.

When 2D woke up, he felt this eerie feeling creeping up on him. What if something had happened
to Murdoc? After all, the fucker did save his life� So he got up, got dressed and he had almost
checked out, when he remembered something. He ripped the fire extinquiser of the wall and
left.
On his way to the Winnebago, he noticed that there was a trail of molten tar leading to it. He
clutched the extinquiser even tighter and accelerated his pace. When he came to the place
where he had run away yesterday, he stopped. There was no sign of the Winnebago., just Murdoc
in a long trench coat with his hands in his pockets. Murdoc wasn�t looking very happy and 2D�s
arrival didn�t help very much. 2D slowly walked towards him and asked: �Err, Murdoc? You
seemed to have misplaced your house�� Murdoc turned his head towards him and had a very
scary and threatening look on his face, even for Murdoc. 2D took a step back. �I haven�t lost
anything, you dullard! I just don�t know where it is!� 2D took another step back, just to be on the
safe side �Ooookaaay, so why are you wearing a trench coat? It isn�t raining you know�� Murdoc
took his hands out of his pockets and made fists. �Look, how stupid do you think I am? I KNOW
it isn�t raining, but that bitch set fire to all my clothes yesterday so I slept in this. And when I
woke up the girl AND the Winnebago where gone, ok!� 2D suddenly felt bold �Well, at least you
worked up a nice than�� 2D said wit a grin on his face. With that Murdoc ripped the extiquiser
out of to 2D hands and threw it at his head.

Ok, the end isn�t very original, but I ran out of ideas ok? Besides this is my first fanfic I have actually completed�