nativespeaker

Native speaker by Muppet Monkey

� Oh, come on it will be fun!� Muppet Monkey begged Murdoc while giving him her puppy
dog look. �Look, I�m not going to come to your stupid school and talk to your retarded
friends for some dumb English assignment! What is this �native speaker� stuff anyway
Muppet?� Murdoc tried to convince her because he knows what she is like she is mad,
very nasty in a bad sense of the word. �Hey! Don�t call me that! You know I�m not stupid!�
Murdoc raised an eyebrow �It�s yer name�� Muppet turned red � Err�oh yeah, it is, isn�t
it? didn�t really proof my point did I?� Murdoc shook his head and she quickly tried to
change the subject �Anyway, the native speaker thing is that your supposed to have a
conversation with someone who�s native language is English and then ask how you did.�
Murdoc sat back down and crossed his arms �How dumb is that?� he asked Muppet�s
expressions turned annoyed � I KNOOOOW it�s stupid, but the freaking government
thought it up and if we don�t do some native speaker interviews I can�t take my finals!�
Muppet sank into the couch next to Murdoc �Ok, I get it. But why me? Can�t you ask 2-D
or something?� Muppet laughed �He�s supposed to teach us English? He doesn�t even
know what language he speaks. Besides it would take about three hours to explain to
him� (sorry #1)� she leaned over to Murdoc �Besides, You�ll have an excuse to get away
from the Mrs. And be with me�(please don�t kill me missus, but this is my fanfic)� she
purred. That convinced Murdoc and he agreed to go to school with Muppet the next
morning.

So the next morning the get into the bus, because Murdoc doesn�t want his new car to
be seen at a school. � So� What is that teacher of yours like?� Murdoc asked �Well she
wears wool vests and makes us do stuff that even the government doesn�t oblige us to
do, even though that�s more than we can handle. I guess she�s the typical teacher.�
Murdoc grinned and crossed his arms �Yeah, reminds me of my last English teacher, he
made us write our own play� Muppet looked at him � What did you do?� Murdoc smiled �I
dropped out, ofcourse� Muppet laughed �Ofcourse, now there�s an idea�� she said �I
thought you wanted to be a vet, Muppet? Don�t you sort of need to finish school for
that?� Muppet pouted �Oh, yeah�� The bus arrived at the bus stop.

As soon as they entered the school building Murdoc noticed that allmost everybody was
starring at him. The ones that weren�t starring at him, we�re starring at Muppet. �Oh, I
forget to tell you,� said Muppet �they aren�t used to much here. It�s kind of behind. I�m
the only who ever wore a gothic dress to school, and even though I only wore it twice,
they still yell witch at me.� Murdoc quickly turned around and tried to leave again, but
Muppet grabbed hold of his arm just in time. �Oh, come on. You promised! Besides that�s
only the retards, you�ll like my class.� Muppet pulled Murdoc into the English classroom.
Naturally they were late, but Muppet was used to that. The teacher looked suspiciously
at Murdoc. �Ehm, Muppet who�s that?� Murdoc tried to run again but kind of starnge
guy wit a grin on his face closed the door of the classroom. �I guess you�re stuck with us
for the next 50 minutes, Mr. Murdoc� he said and sat down in front of Muppet. Muppet
turned to the teacher again. � Well, miss this is a native speaker I brought. I figured we
might learn from him� Murdoc sat down besides Muppet � That�s right, judging by your
Dutch accent you might learn something too�� The teacher gave Murdoc and Muppet a
piercing look and sat down and didn�t say anything. Muppet hid her head in her hands.
�Gee, thx Murdoc now she�ll keep an eye on me for the rest of the year� she whispered
to Murdoc. The teacher began. �Well, class it seems that we have a guest and we will
take turns to ask Mr�? I didn�t quite catch your name� Murdoc looked straight ahead at
the blackboard �Niccals, Murdoc Niccals bass player for the Gorillaz, but you lot can
call me sir.� One girl jumped up and ran at Murdoc asking him for an autograph from 2D,
but Muppet slapped her and she sat back down. The teachers face turned angrier
�Right, let�s start then. I�ll start. Who do you think you are to come in here and insult
me?� the students looked puzzled except for Muppet and the guy sitting in front of her,
who were about the only ones that understood what the teacher and Murdoc were
saying. Murdoc now turned to the teacher �Well, I told you just now, but I guess your
were to stupid to listen when you ask a question� Muppet jumped up and spread her
arms to prevent the teacher from attacking Murdoc. �Please miss, he�s a rockstar he
just acts like this.� The teacher calmed down and instructed the kids to take out there
native speaker forms to fill in and start asking questions. The first question was
�Where do you come from?� Murdoc had his usual annoyed look on his face and replied
�Stoke-on-Trent� the student�s expression turned sad because she had never heard of
Stoke-on-rent and therefor though Murdoc was swearing at her. The next question
came from the guy sitting in font of them. To Murdoc�s surprise the guy spoke wit a
very heaving Schottische accent and the question amazed him even more. �What did you
think about trainspotting� Murdoc�s eyes widened � I love that movie! I�ve went to see it
about 20 times!� Murdoc said �Realy?� the guy replied �Me too!� this resulted in a
conversation between the guy and Murdoc which took up the rest of the hour. At the
end of the hour the teacher interrupted them. �Well, it was nice having you SIR, but
that�s it for English for the day. You certainly seemed to have enjoyed yourself. Too
bad that the kids that didn�t need got to talk to you more than the kids who did. But
please don�t feel guilty and come again. We wouldn�t want that now would we?� This was
the teacher�s polite way of saying piss off. �Well, it�s a cruel world MISS� replied
Murdoc and left the classroom followed by Muppet.

On their way to the bus stop Muppet turned to Murdoc �Well, remind me to never ask
you to come to school again. You almost got me into trouble� Murdoc smirked �What do
you mean?� he said sarcastically �I behaved like a perfect angel� Muppet got angry �And
how do you figure that?� she asked �Didn�t you noticed that I didn�t swear once?� he
said with an evil grin Muppet laughed �Yeah, I guess you�re right.� She smiled and put
her arms around his neck.