Excuse me? Who's the Mother Here?
Author: munky
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Takato (Takeru/Yamato)
Genre: Digimon shonen-ai fanfiction; incest, fluff, and WAFF. Also mentions of mpreg. Yamato POV
Archive: MCY; all others, please ask first
Author Notes: Okay, I wrote a sequel to "Keru-chan". We get to find out what happened to our cute little couple afterwards, but this time, it's through Yama's point of view. Hopefully, this'll be as good as the first one, ne?
Disclaimer: Not Mine. Don't Sue. If you do? Well, f*** you very much too!
ON WIT DA FIC
Uhm...hi. No, no...that started off sounding so stupid. Arrgh! How come I can write music lyrics, but I can't even write a story as good as Takeru? It's not really even a story...it's just an entry in my journal for posterity's sake. So you, our baby, can read this when he or she is old enough and understand what it was like for us now.
Yeah, that's right. My ototo-chan and I are going to have a baby. I'm pregnant, though neither of us knows how. I went to my doctor after I got a positive response on a pregnancy test and he said it had something to do with me having been a twin when I was a fetus. The long and short of it was that I should have been a girl, but somewhere along the line, I absorbed my twin brother and his chromosomes and became a boy.
I suppose that clears up a few things, like why I'm so moody and bloated during certain times of the month. Luckily, I haven't...well, had a...eee, I can feel myself blushing. Err, I haven't had other problems to deal with. Yeah, that sounds about right.
Takeru's thrilled to be a daddy, but I've already been through the swollen ankles and midnight cravings for weird foods and I've made up my mind that raising a child isn't something I'm really looking forward too.
Not to mention that I have lost any and all cravings for sex. I used to enjoy 'getting my bones jumped' before my sixth month of pregnancy, but now that I'm all bloated and ugly, I just don't feel like it. Keru-chan's been really understanding, but I think the lack of sex has to have had mellowed out his enthusiasm for a baby.
Jeez...! I forgot about who's going to be reading this. I really shouldn't be so...detailed, but Keru's told me to just write what comes into my head and forget about the rest. I suppose I'll just go with it, since my brother (your dad) happens to be the writer in the family.
When our digi-destined friends found out the news, we received mixed reactions from all around. Tai was happy for me and Kari and Willis seem to be glad for us, but I've always suspected that she resents the fact that I beat her to Takeru's affections. She's always seen him as a prize to be won, while I've felt that Takeru's relationship with me is based on our mutual need for each other.
Yolei's looking for a sperm donor for her and Mimi although I think she wants Ken to be the father. That silly girl can't make up her mind whether she's straight or a lesbian. Oh well, it could be that she's both. She's always been a bit odd, in my opinion. Daisuke and Ken still don't give a damn about anything but their own relationship, which is fine with me. I'm not sharing Takeru with them, although they were my brother's lovers at some point. Koushiro is planning a baby shower for me along with Daisuke's sister and the digi-destined girls. To answer the question that's probably on your mind, yes, he's gay. Flamingly so, if you couldn't tell, especially once you peel him away from all the yaoi that's saved on his computer.
Jyou and Iori have both wished the best of luck for us, which I think is quite sweet. Those two make such a cute couple, despite their gap in age. Jyou is in his second year of medical school and Iori is a freshman in high school right now. Yes, that's right. There's eight years between them, and their relationship is quite hard to figure out if you don't know them like the rest of us do. Their relationship has also been rocky, but both of them are determined to see it out together.
Our last couple is made up of Sora and Michael, the only other couple that's heterosexual. Sora used to chase after me constantly, but your daddy convinced her that she should leave me alone because I was in no way interested in her. Well...actually, I wouldn't say 'convinced' her. It's a long story involving your father, a bear trap, six hours of torture, and the promise that Sora could be your Godmother. I'm sorry for that one, but it was the only way to get her to leave us alone. I hope that you'll have understood by the time you read this.
Oh, I suppose you'd be more interested in Grandma and Grandpa's reactions, wouldn't you? Your grandma was thrilled that I was expecting, and kept chattering about all the things I'd need to get for you. I don't know why she wasn't upset, or surprised that I, a man, would be able to bear children, but you should know that few things can surprise grandma. Grandpa was an entirely different story. Once he got it through his head that your dad and I were a couple, with quite an active sex life, and were expecting you to be born naturally from me, he passed out. It took ten whole minutes to wake him up, but as soon as your grandpa touched my belly and felt you kicking, he passed out again.
Through all this commotion, Takeru and I haven't decided what we should name you. We don't even know if you're a boy or a girl, though I really don't care about that. I just hope you're healthy and you grow up not being afraid that people will look at you funny because you're our child. We love you and I hope that's all that will matter to you.
It's later than I thought. Daddy's gotta take us to the obstetrician so they can do our first ultrasound. I wonder what you'll look like? Sugoi...I'm so excited that your daddy and I will finally be able to see what you're like!