Physics Sucks

Author: Joyful
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Rating: NC-17.
Fandom: X-Men. Basically movieverse, with aspects of comicverse.
Pairing: Iceman/Pyro.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Marvel, and the god that is known as Stan Lee. They're not mine, I'm only playing with them, please don't sue. All you'd get is a large collection of Buffy tapes and a few Leonardo DiCaprio posters.
Summary: Bobby and St. John are attempting to study for their Physics test, but they can't seem to keep their hands off each other.
Archiving: Want, Take, Have. (Just send me the URL)
Feedback: Has anyone ever said no? Yes please!
Notes: This is for my 'Twisted' girls, cause I triple posted. So sorry! And for Munky, cause she was nice enough to lend me some of her X-Men comics, and she watched hours of Buffy with me without threatening my life. I owe her. Please beware that the following fic is NOT Physics-friendly, which could possibly have something to do with a fact that I barely pulled a C in the class in high school (though I aced Calc, go figure). Also, I was under the impression that John's full name is St. John Allerdyce, though they only refer to him as 'John' in the movie (in the whole 1 scene he was in. It's not fair! Give Pyro more scenes!), let's just assume that he goes by John. All clear? Good. Beware, this contains smut. The likes of which I suck at writing, so please, be kind, at least I tried! This is only my second attempt at smut ever, and the first one was a few years ago.
Warning: This fic was written at 2 am while I was sick and feverish with the freaking croup. So don't blame me if it sucks. I'M SICK!

"Come on, Johnny, we have to study. The exam is tomorrow, and it's 25% of our grade."
 

"Aw, come on, Bobby, chill out. We've been studying all weekend. If we don't know this stuff by now, we'll never know it. Besides, Physics is the root of all evil, it's a well-known fact," John whined. He was frustrated. It had been almost two days since he'd gotten any. Bobby laughed.
 

"The root of all evil? Come on, John, admit it. You're just bored and horny."
 

"Yes! Finally, you've figured it out! Besides, I'm beginning to think that you care more about Physics than you care about me!" John huffed as he slammed his book shut.

Uh-oh, Bobby realized, John was seconds away from throwing a big hissy fit. He had better do some damage control before John accidentally burned down half of the mansion. Again. Bobby gently closed up his book and set it aside. Moving forward, he turned himself around so that he was sitting next to John, but slightly behind him. Wrapping his arms around his boyfriend, he kissed the side of John's neck.
 

"Come on, Baby, you know that isn't true. It's just that my Physics grade is pretty bad right now. But I think you're right. We've done all the studying we can tonight. How about a bit of relaxation?" Bobby said, suggestively. John raised his eyebrows in mock surprise.
 

"Why Mr. Drake, whatever could you have in mind?" Johnny asked innocently.
 

"Well, let's see," Bobby answered, as he moved in front of St. John, pushing him back onto the bed and straddling his waist. "Something along these lines, I think."

Bobby engulfed John's mouth, kissing him like there was no tomorrow. As their tongues vied for control, Bobby ran his hands up and down John's back, finally snatching up the hem of the thin boy's Jimmy Eat World t-shirt and pulling it over John's head. They were now pros at being together, though their first few times together were quite the learning experiences. Bobby still had the burn scars on his hip to prove it, and it had taken John's back over a week to heal from the frostbite.
 

Once Johnny's shirt was off Bobby took the time to remove his own shirt and fling it across the room where it landed on John's bed. Bobby leaned down and took John's right nipple in his mouth, sucking and nipping at it until it was a hard little nub. Kissing his way across John's chest, Bobby's mouth made it's way to John's other nipple, while John arched his back and slipped his hands down the back of Bobby's pants to cup the young man's nice firm ass.
 

When John's left nipple matched his right, Bobby kissed and licked his way down John's body. After a short detour at John's navel, Bobby's mouth continued it's trek down John's body. When he made it to the top of John's pants, Bobby proceeded to undo the fly with his teeth, a move that he had been practicing and had now perfected. When the zipper was down, Bobby helped John take off his pants and boxers, and then quickly pulled off his own. Once naked, the two men curled up around each other on Bobby's bed, kissing with an intensity that they had never know before.
 

"Baby, if I had known that Physics could make you this horny, I would have made you start studying harder months ago!" Bobby sighed in between kisses. Smiling, John smacked Bobby upside the head.
 

"No discussing evil during sex," John commanded, to which Bobby quickly agreed, shutting up to kiss John passionately. Breaking apart, John moaned.
 

"Please, Baby, I need you in me." Bobby quickly agreed and reached over to grab a condom and some lube from his nightstand. Bobby hurriedly put on the condom and lubed himself. Squirting some lube onto his own fingers, Bobby moved to prepare his lover. He slowly inserted one slickened finger into John's passageway. After moving it around for a bit, he soon added a second, and began scissoring them, getting John nice and ready. After a few moments, Bobby added a third finger and began to move them faster, as John attempted to buck against them, trying to fuck himself on Bobby's hand. Finally Bobby removed his hand and John felt empty inside, abandoned. Fortunately, the feeling didn't last for long. Bobby lifted up John's legs and set them gently on his shoulders, positioning himself at John's entrance. Inch by inch, Bobby slowly pushed his way into John's warm, inviting body. When he was buried to the hilt he waited a moment or two, to let John get adjusted.
 

"Please Bobby, fuck me." John moaned, and Bobby was eager to comply. Bobby's thrusts were slow at first, and then grew faster and harder at John's urging. John was in sheer ecstasy as Bobby's penis rubbed against his prostate. Bobby reached between their bodies and began to jack John off as his body was preparing to climax. With one final, fierce thrust Bobby released his load into John, filling the condom as he cried out his beloved's name. John came almost immediately after, screaming Bobby's name as well, shooting his sperm between their bodies. Tired and spent, the two young men collapsed against each other, completely happy.
 

A short while later, the two boys got up to clean up their mess and then shower before bed. After showering , together of course, they locked their door and crawled into Bobby's newly made bed. Spooning around John, Bobby kissed the back of the other boy's neck.
 

"If I promise to make love to you like that after every study session, will you pay more attention to Physics?" Bobby asked John sleepily.
 

"In a heartbeat. Is that a promise?"
 

"That's a promise." And with that the two boys fell asleep, completely at peace, and completely in love.

 

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