Kirban

Kirban FAQ's

Q: Hey munky! What the hell's a 'kirban'?
A: Glad you asked! From what I gather, a kirban is a gift you get by being the "such and such" visitor to a site. Here's an example of a kirban:

~ You go into a site and it says that the kirban is for visitor 123. If you happen to be that visitor, do a screen capture by pressing ALT+ Print Screen (Prt Sc button), paste it into an email, and send it to the site admin. The site admin sends you either a fanart or fanfic where you can request specific things (characters, rating, pairings, yaoi/yuri/het,). Some admins have limits to what they'll do, so read the kirban rules before you request something. ~

Q: Okay, well, what are some things I can and can't request here for a kirban?
A: ::snickers:: Almost anything you want, we can do! There are some things that Joyful and I won't do, though. Here's a list of our do's and don'ts:

* No Shota (-chanslash) or pedophilia. We don't write characters under 13 (for Joyful, 15 for me) in sexual situations.
* No kinks involving bodily fluids (Golden Showers, Scatting, Blood drinking�etc.) That's ewww.
* I'll do furry fics and cartoons as well as Anime and Slash. I don't do real people slash. Joyful does movie slash, book slash, and real people slash. She doesn't do anime or cartoons.
* Fanart is limited to character sketches, chibis, and dolls since Joyful and I can't draw worth a damn. Sorry.
* There's a lot of pairings we just can't see in various fandoms. Before you ask us to write a fic, look at our profiles first to see the pairings we do support.
* I can do brother/brother and sister/sister incest. Joyful can do brother/brother and brother/sister as long as pregnancy isn't a possibility.
* I'm not straight and I really can't write het. It's an experience thing. In addition, I just don't want to write het in the first place. Ask Joyful for that.
* No bestiality fics between humans and animals. (Digimon are another story IMO�and furotica.)
* The age difference between characters can't be more than twenty years. That means no Dumbledore slash with students, but 13x5 stuff is fine.
* I can't write death fics�it's a personal thing. Joyful can, but I can't.
* Song fics are fine�it'll just take a little time to find the lyrics for your song.
* No "gay bashing" or hate fics. We like yaoi and yuri here and we're not going to proliferate hatred.
* General stories are fine. Both of us can write them.
* I can make buttons and banners for your site as well as awards, if that's what you want, too.
* Don't ask Joyful for a lemon. She's very adament on that.

Q: So how long will it be till I get my kirban gift?
A: I don't know about Joyful, but it usually takes me a good week or so to write a good length story (between 3-7 pages usually). So don't constantly bug us cause you wanna know why you haven't gotten your gift yet!

Q: What's the first kirban going to be?
A:It was at a thousand, dumbass. Next one's gonna be at 1500, kay?

Okay, let me go! NURSE!