| Title: Chat Room Roulette Author: munky Rating: R for sexual innuendo, adult subject matter and adult language Pairings: Various�just try and figure 'em out! If I told you, it wouldn't be fun. Author notes: Evil plot bunnies have bitten me! I've always wanted to slum it a little and do a chat room fic. ::shrugs:: It might even be funny�who knows? Haha: Shut up munky, it's my turn. ::shrugs and wanders away:: Alright, but I'll kick your ass if you screw up, Haha. Just do the disclaimer and start the fic. Haha: Yah, yah�::coughs out 'fat ass'::�Okay, munky doesn't own anything, doesn't know better, and hasn't had her Paxil for the day. So don't sue. If you do? Well, f*** you very much too. =) Oh yeah, some other things you should know: Deathboi6662-Duo Spandexfr3ak1-Heero Bangdc1own3-Trowa Pea5eluvrQT4- Quatre 4Wukitten5-Wufei ON WIT DA FIC!! ***Deathboi6662 has entered Chat room "Pilot's Crash pad."*** Spandexfr3ak1: About time you got here, baka. Bangdc1own3: Stop it, Heero. I'm sure he's got a reason. Spandexfr3ak1: Like what? Deathboi6662: ::shrugs and smiles:: I've got my reasons kept secret�where are Quatre and Wu-man? Bangdc1own3: Said they were going to 'study'� Deathboi6662: Yeah right�.::snickers:: Sooo�killed Relena yet, Hee-chan? Spandexfr3ak1: :( Not yet. ::sighs in frustration:: Deathboi6662: Damn. :( Bangdc1own3: Why are you interested in Relena's demise, Duo? :(? ***Deathboi6662 has temporarily left the chat*** Spandexfr3ak1: Well, that was sudden. Now that he's gone�? ::tugs on Trowa's pants:: ;) Bangdc1own3: He's hiding something, I'm sure of it. ::slaps Heero's hand away:: *** Pea5eluvrQT4 has entered Chat room "Pilot's Crash pad."*** *** 4Wukitten5 has entered Chat room "Pilot's Crash pad."*** Pea5eluvrQT4: Hi guys�did I miss anything? Spandexfr3ak1: Duo just booked out of here like a bat out of hell Bangdc1own3: Other than that, you didn't miss anything at all 4Wukitten5: Except you two ready to screw each other like bunnies Spandexfr3ak1: �Omae o korosu, Wufei ::pulls out gun:: 4Wukitten5: ::rolls eyes:: Yeah whatever, Yuy. Pea5eluvrQT4: Stop it! We aren't fighting here! ::frowns disapprovingly:: 4Wukitten5: �������������������������. ::nosebleeds:: Bangdc1own3: Wufei? Spandexfr3ak1: ::snickers:: That shut him up Bangdc1own3: You are *evil*� Pea5eluvrQT4: Wufei! Stay out of our room! Bangdc1own3: Huh?! YOU AND WHO, QUATRE?! Pea5eluvrQT4: ::blushes:: Pea5eluvrQT4: heero didn't tell you? Bangdc1own3: Heero didn't tell me what? Spandexfr3ak1: Me Bangdc1own3: What dyoumean ME? Spandexfr3ak1: uhm�I mean Quatre and me Bangdc1own3: NO FUCKING WAY!! You've got to be shitting me! Heero, we've been RPG-ing with each other for months and you never told me this?! Spandexfr3ak1: Listen, don't be like that. I didn't say anything cause I was playing with you. I didn't think you'd take what we did seriously! It was just a game. Quatre and me� Pea5eluvrQT4: We've been together almost a year now. 4Wukitten5: Why didn't you say something to him? You guys told me you were dating! ***Bangdc1own3 has left the chat room*** Spandexfr3ak1: Shit, Quatre. We need to talk with him about this. 4Wukitten5: Haven't you fucking done enough?! Pea5eluvrQT4: Wufei! Please, it's not fair! Heero and I fell in love. We never knew that Trowa would take the RP stuff so seriously! If we had, we wouldn't have done it! 4Wukitten5: You were in it too? Well, isn't this great! FUCK YOU BOTH!! YOU WOULDN'T KNOW JUSTICE IF IT BIT YOU ON THE ASS!! ::storms away from the assholes:: ***Deathboi6662 has re-entered Chat room "Pilot's Crash pad."*** ***4Wukitten5 has left Chat room "Pilot's Crash pad."*** Deathboi6662: Wow�what did you guys *do* to piss Fei off? Pea5eluvrQT4: Please Duo, don't ask. Deathboi6662: Kay. So, whatcha wanna talk about now? I saw this freaky cool show called "Iron Chef" the other night. These two- Spandexfr3ak1: Shut the hell up, Duo. Deathboi6662: What bug crawled up YOUR ASS? *** Spandexfr3ak1 has left Chat room "Pilot's Crash pad."*** Deathboi6662: Well, screw him. You still here Q? Pea5eluvrQT4: Yes Deathboi6662: Wanna talk? Pea5eluvrQT4: We didn't mean to hurt him, Duo. It was just a silly little game we played. Deathboi6662: I know kiddo. I didn't mean to hurt him either when we broke up. He was just too distant from me all the time and I couldn't help him. Our relationship just didn't work. Pea5eluvrQT4: Do you regret it? Deathboi6662: Loving Trowa? Fuck no. Hurting Trowa? With all my heart. I know it wasn't *my* fault and I know it wasn't *his*, but I still blame myself sometimes. Pea5eluvrQT4: ::huggles:: Thanks Duo. You've given me something to think about. Deathboi6662: No prob, Q-man. ::yawns:: Fuck, I gotta test tomorrow and it's like midnight now. I'd better get my ass to bed. ::huggles back:: Pea5eluvrQT4: You never told us why you left, tho.. Deathboi6662: Trowa was being a noisy bastard and I hadda take a pee anyhow. ::grins:: Pea5eluvrQT4: Okay�g'night Duo ::waves goodbye:: Deathboi6662: Night buddy. *** Pea5eluvrQT4 has left Chat room "Pilot's Crash pad."*** *** Deathboi6662 has left Chat room "Pilot's Crash pad."*** ~OWARI~ Author Notes: Haha: That's IT?! Two pages? WTF?! Told you I was slumming it. Haha: Bullshit! Get back there and finish it! It's done�there is nothing else. Haha: You suck! Calm down�I'm going to sprout fics off this. I just wanna see if anyone could figure out the pairings. Haha: Where the hell's the humor? This was supposed to be funny! Goth Duo: Haha! Sucks to be you! Haha: He got loose again. Shit, that's why I went all angsty�oh well. Stay tuned folks! We'll be back to find out what happens between Trowa and Wufei, Quatre, Heero, and Trowa, and who Duo's boyfriend is if you haven't figured it out already! munky beating Haha with a stick and being beaten with Haha's mallet! OWCH!! Ps�.the pairings were 3+1, 1x4, 5+3, 2x3/3x2, implied 4+5/5+4, and 6x2�That's why Duo was late to the chat�;) [back] |