Disclaimer:  Munkiepox not actually spread by monkies doesn't have anything to do with monkies, actually spread by prarie dogs.  Please do not touch prarie dogs.
Oh man Prom was unbelievable this year, there was food, dancing, campfires and all the free Ale 8 you could drink. I'm serious, it was like caffeine-mania.  Everyone looked great and all I could think of was taking pictures.  Most of the time I danced, when I was dancing I was drinking Ale-8 or in the bathroom because of the Ale-8. 
I didn't wear a tux to prom, not because I wanted to be cool or anything I just decided to go like 5 days before. So I went out and bought a sports jacket and some black Walmart shoes and I was pimpin' it actually didn't look that bad.
I went to Giuseppe's before Prom and had a fifteen dollar lasagna that was the size of a pop-tart  and a salad made out of things you find in your backyard.  It was fun because I got to hang out with people I usually don't even talk to.  We had a great time just talking about school issues.  The funniest thing though was probably Andrew Jone's ducktape suit, it definitely had a hole in the crotch area.
After Prom we went over to Michael Stephens' (Gabe's) house and swam in the pool where I was the only one without a girlfriend and then we cuddled by the fire except I was the only one not cuddling. We had a great time roasting marshmallows and making s'mores and playing with petroleum.  After Wrestlemania me and Gabe slept in my car for an hour and then I went home only to wake up at 4:30 and go to work. It rocked.

JC
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