I was watching my "lovely" digital cable the other day, and realized, although I have 200+ channels to watch, THERE WAS NOTHING ON!
To be honestt, there never is! What's the point of having 200+ channels of nothing? Personally, I wish we stole satellite, at least I could watch porn or something.
In sports, every canadian team but Montreal (I think it's Montreal) has a playoff spot!!! This is cool, we have a better chance of having a Canadian team win, because frankley, we created hockey, so it's only fair that we win the stanley cup, because americans have stole our sport, and must pay!
Osama Bin Laden still on the run! what the hell is wrong with you americans?!?! It's simple, search every house and every hole in the country. Or to it would be easier to just destroy the whole country! I know this makes me sound mean, but I really don't care!
This is old news now, but it's still fucking hilarious, so it stays a bit longer.
PRINCE CHARLES IS THOUGHT TO BE GAY!!!!! He was found in a ackward postition with another man, so everyone in the U.K thinks he is having homosexual tendencies, and in the royal family, you are not allowed to be gay!!!
What they DON'T want you to know
How howard stern and people like him AREN'T funny.
WTF is this?
