PATZA, known as Asswipe during initiation and the Undercover Vixen during her Sarge days, has also gone by various other sundry titles which will remain undisclosed for the time being.

She currently lives in Colorado with her wonderful partner, five (count 'em yes five) cats and one dog, in a lovely cottage hidden behind overgrown bushes and shrubbery.

HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say 'ni' again to you if you do not appease us. ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want? HEAD KNIGHT: We want... a shrubbery! [dramatic chord] ARTHUR: A what? KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! ARTHUR and PARTY: Ow! Oh! ARTHUR: Please! Please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery. HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood... alive. ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery. HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice. ARTHUR: Of course. HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive. ARTHUR: Yes. HEAD KNIGHT: Now... go! Monty Python and the Holy Grail