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"My life is lived in orderly chaos." - Cat Windyk "We confiscate each others lives without a thought." - Cat Windyk "Maybe this world is another planets hell." - Unknown (Probably Jesus) "I'm gonna live forever, or die trying." - A Politician I'm Sure "Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand." - Unknown "This morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it." - Unknown (KYLE!) "In any sufficiently large group of people, most are idiots." - Unknown "In any group of my friends, all are idiots." - Jody Pratt "What if this weren't a hypothetical question?" - Unknown (Then it wouldn't be a hypothetical question. - Jody Pratt) "640 kb ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates in 1981 "Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight." - Unknown "I gave up smoking, drinking, and sex...worst 15 minutes of my life." - Unknown "I am nobody... nobody is perfect... I must be perfect then." - Unknown Wiseman "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. HOWEVER...the roses are dead, the violets are wilting, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head." - Unknown "I hear voices, and they don't like you." - First Guy that watched The Sixth Sense "A good friend will bail you out of jail... a best friend will be sitting next to you saying "Damn we fucked up."" - Unknown "The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay. You're not. He has a date coming over today. But you only have one ass. Feel better?" - Keith S. |