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"Two is one more than one and one less than three and if you put all the previous one's together you get three." - Jody R. Pratt "In my last quote I said two one time one three times and three two times." - Jody R. Pratt "Beans make me fart." - Jody R. Pratt "Eric probably didn't say it first." - Jody R. Pratt "I will compile the worlds longest list of useless quotes." - Jody R. Pratt "I have to pee like a racehorse in heat." - Jody R. Pratt "Calm down. Have a bran muffin." - Jody R. Pratt "Be different like everybody else." - Jody R. Pratt "Your boobs are fat, your head is too, you're a blonde and have no clue." - Jody R. Pratt "Stupid like a fox, good looking like a rabbit." - Jody R. Pratt "Strait people suck, gay people swallow." - Jody R. Pratt "I am not, was never, and won't ever be gay." - Jody R. Pratt "Grab your balls if you're looking for pussy." - Jody R. Pratt "Funny stuff is funny. Stupid stuff is stupid. Smart stuff is smart. Everything's in balance." - Jody R. Pratt |