- Stupid people.
- Things that don't make me laugh.
- Bitchy cats.
- When people talk about cats too much.
- Cats with too much fur.
- Web-sites with no purpose.
- Tight clothes on fat people.
- The word "word".
- Keith.
- Cats that smell like fish.
- Fish that smell like birds.
- Birds that smell like shit.
- People who drive on the wrong side of the road.
- The right side of the road.
- Intentional humor.
- Goat/monkey love.
- The third degree on pleading the fifth.
- The endless wipe.
- Prema donna's.
- Aliens that probe.
- Major Star Wars fans.
- Male nudity.
- Pictures of fat people in the shower.
- Objects that hurt me.
- Evidence with my name on it.
- Boy Bands.
- The fall of the Holy Roman Empire.
- Germs.
- Major Star Wars fans with germs.
- Bad breath and bad taist.
- Dumb, but not dumber.
- Dripping taps.
- People with bad pick-up lines.
- Competition.
- Athletes.
- Anyone that's better looking than me.
- Teenage girl websites.
- Typing pointless information.
- The opposite of liking.
- Scratchy toilet paper.
- Irritating assholes.
- Politicians.
- Religious fanatics.
- People in chat rooms.
- Junk-mail.