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| Eric Occupation: Courtesty Clerk Eyes: Green Hair: Messy Height: 6'3" Weight: no comment Eric plans to be happy when he grows up. Eric lists such things as "a lot of stuff" as making him happy. Eric is single - seeking a 'happy' relationship. Favorite Quote: "Meow." |
Keith Occupation: Starving Artist (no work) Eyes: Blue Hair: Currently Blonde Height: 6'3" Weight: 175lbs Keith wants to be a demolitionist because, "I like to blow shit up," says Keith. Keith is currently single but interested in a variety of nearly desperate enough girls. Comment: *shrug* |
Kyle Occupation: Courtesty Clerk Eyes: Brown (pink) Hair: Brown (puce) Height: 5'10" Weight: 140lbs Kyle has a strong ambition to be a "yes man" when he's qualified. Until then you're in luck girls because Kyle describes himself to be an elegable batchelor. Comment: No beans, more beef. |
| Joe Occupation: Sells wood Eyes: Brown Hair: Brown Height: 5'11" and a half Weight: 200lbs Joe says he wants to be an "pyro tech", in other words he feels he needs to blow shit up and start things on fire to feel like a man to compinsate for his extreamly small genitals. Favorite Quote: "Fire is cool cuz that is like my quote." |
Sheri Occupation: Cashier Eyes: Hazel Hair: Light Brown Height: 5'8" Weight: 125lbs Sheri is undecided, she can't make up her mind. She wants to be a lawyer but I wouldn't want her to be mine because she wouldn't be able to decide if I was guilty or innocent. Comment: "Mmmmmmmm, what's a comment?" |
Dillion Occupation: Courtesy Clerk (figures) Eyes: Ugly Hair: Greasy Height: 5'11" Weight: fluxuating Dillion hopes to avoid becoming a pickle. Comment: "I am not a pickle." |