The Basics

Name: Eric A. Korbut (a.k.a. Ivan Chovinskie)
Sex: Male (sort of)
Age: 17
DOB: May 11, 1985
Height: 6'4"
Weight: Like a rock.
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Eye Color: Brown

Q and A

If you could go on a reality show, what would you be on? Fear Factor

Why? Cause I'm scary.

Scary how? You don't want to know.

Yes I do, that's why I asked? That's not a question.

Fine? Neither was that.

Wise guy eh? _______

Are you giving me the silent treatment? Yes.

I'm tired, I'm leaving. Was that a question?

___________ Wait, come back and ask more questions!

Eric Talking to Himself

Where did he go? I don't know.

I like cats. Me too.

Really? No.

Don't play hard ball with me! Bring it on, Amazon!

Very witty. I'm tired.

Why don't you go to sleep? Okay.

Sucker. ________

zzzzzzz Sucker.

This interview is over! It's not over until I say it's over!

But I am you. Oh, really fool?

I'll be the one to ask the questions. This interview is over!

Not until I say it is. You already have.

Fine. Bye.

And they both bow.