Question #1
Which M&M do you resemble the most? (think commercial characters)
a. Red
b. Yellow
c. Green
d. Blue
e. Crispy
Question #2
What word do you use way too often?
a. Me/myself/I/my
b. Um...
c. Like
d. any musical term
e. I don't talk to people much
Question #3
What word would you use to describe yourself?
a. Perfect
b. Special (at least that's what everyone else says I am)
c. Beautiful
d. Talented
e. Cautious
Question #4
Which of these titles would you rather read?
a. The Story of Me; an autobiography
b. One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
c. The Secrets of Beauty
d. The Big Book of Nothing but Jazz Chords
e. How to Protect Yourself From Everyone Else
Question #5
Which college would you prefer to attend?
a. Anything Ivy League, I'd be accepted no contest
b. I've always kinda wondered where ACME University is...
c. A modeling school
d. Who needs college? I can live off my music
e. Something really small, with no more than 10 people. Big schools are unsafe.
Question #6
If you were to win and award, which of these might be a quote from your acceptance speech?
a. "Thank you for this award, though I'm sure you meant to give it to me all along. I worked so hard to acheive this award, and I alone deserve it. It's mine! Give it to me now!..."
b. "And I'd like to thank my dog Fluffy and my goldfish Goldie and my cat Sparkles and my pet rock Joe and my mommy and my daddy and my baby brother and my next door neighbor and..."
c. "I'd like to thank my hairdresser, my stylist, my wardrobe designer, my team of make-up artists, my shoe salesman, my agent, and my plastic surgeon. Did I leave anyone out?"
d. "To show my appreciation for this award, I wrote a song which I will play for you now..."
e. (spoken from offstage) "Do I have to go out there? Can you just hand it back here to me? I'm afraid the lights might damage my eyes, or someone from the audience may try to attack me."
f. "I'd like to dedicate this award to Stephanie Ringold, the coolest person on the planet."
Question #7
What adorns your room?
a. Pictures of myself (who else?)
b. Toys, my bug collection, every Disney movie ever made, and pictures from my favorite nursery rhymes
c. I have no room for decorations. My 50 sq. ft. wardrobe closet takes up all but the room I need for my designer make-up vanity and my bed.
d. My guitar collection, my cd collection, my state of the art stereo system, my keyboard, an entire set of orchestra instruments...
e. A state of the art security system, a 24-hour weather monitor, a seizmograph (earthquake monitor), and my guard dog Sweetie (she's a rottweiler-pitt bull-german shepherd-doberman pincher-boxer mix)
Question #8
Which gift would you most likely give to a friend or significant other?
a. A picture of me
b. My favorite candy (M&Ms) or something from my favorite cartoon show
c. Clothes or perfume (cologne) or make-up
d. A cd (of myself playing)
e. One of Sweetie's new puppies (the father's an artic wolf-husky-bulldog-collie-grayhound mix)
Question #9
Who do you idolize?
a. Myself
b. Kevin McAllister (Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone). He's so clever!
c. Mary Kay, Donna Karan, and Georgio Armani
d. Duke Ellington, Louie Armstrong, Bennie Goodman, Dizzy Gillespie, and the other Jazz greats
e. The inventor of the bomb shelter (I have three)
f. Stephanie Ringold
Question #10
What motto do you live by?
a. Everyone should look out for Number 1. And in every case, that's me.
b. Don't worry, Be Happy.
c. Never leave the house without makeup.
d. Music is life.
e. Better save than sorry.
Here are the results!
*Please note that if you answered "F" to numbers 6 or 9, the following answers do not apply to you
Mostly A's
You are self-centere, bossy, and care nothing about others. Your friends are all your friends just because you make them be. You will have back luck in love because you only think of yourself.
Mostly B's
You're kinda...slow. You act like a child, and are often immature. It's not that you misbehave...you're just...stupid. You will have bad luck in love because you are so naive (you probably don't even know what that word means).
Mostly C's
You think you're the most beautiful thing in the entire world. Guess what? YOU'RE NOT! Bet it comes as a shock to you that the only person who worships your beauty is you. You will have bad luck in love because no one is good enough for you.
Mostly D's
You're easygoing, cool, calm, and love Jazz music. In fact, it's your life. You know nothing outside music. You will have bad luck in love because the closest you'll ever come to it, is singing about it.
Mostly E's
It may come as a suprise to you, but not everyone is out to get you. You are way too paranoid. You will have bad luck in love because you're too afraid to leave your house.