| You know those mornings when you just can't get out of bed, and cold water in the face doesn't do it for you? Why not exhilerate yourself by jumping off a boat? Just look at this satisfied customer. |
| Wow! This really works! |
| Funny Mummy Pictures |
| This is where I poke fun at certain mummy pictures from the movie. There aren't many up right now, please be patient. |
| School Teacher's Best Buy for the Med-Jai |
| Ever get stuck teaching a really bad class, full of trouble makers and hooligans? Well then you need the Med-Jai pointer. This hand crafted tool from the Sahara Desert (Made in China) is equipped with a razor blade edge, shinyness and little gems in the handle to make you look more important. |
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| Got Cat Scratch Fever? |
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| Use Imhotep's famouse cat Scratch Fever reliever. Some side effect may include: scratching, itching, growling, hissing, clawing, panting, puking, indigestion, diarhea, nausea, or fatigue. do not use if pregnant, do not use if under the age of 40. Consult your doctor to see if you're eligeble to use Imhotep's famous Cat Scratch Fever Reliever. |