An Average Fairy Tale,
Once upon a time in a land far away, far away from this one, there lived an average-looking person of non-royal denomination. This person of non-royal denomination lived on a crop producing establishment. And on this crop producing establishment there was a small body of water for the domesticated animals to quench their thirst from. And in this small body of water was an aquatic mammal with an overbite. This was no ordinary aquatic mammal with an overbite, this aquatic mammal could grant wishes. (Contgious states only, wished not granted when prohibited by lay. Allow 4-6 weeks for delivery. Check or money order only. Some assembly required) One day this person of non-royan donomination, who is also female, was walking around the grazing area for domesticated animals. Many times she would stop by the small body of water and let the light from the sun bounce off the water into her eyes creating a reflection of herself. This day was no exception, except this day she happened to wish for an average-looking male person of non-royal denomination. Thankfully for her, the aquatic mammal with an overbite heard her and left his habitat to talk to the average-looking female of non-royal denomination.
"Hi, I'm Norbert. I'm an aquatic mammal with an overbite and I'm here to help you."
"Hi, I'm Kaia. What can you do for me?"
"I can grant your wish for an average looking male of non-royal denomination." replied Norbert
In her excitement, Kaia squeals, " If you can do that for me I'll do anything!"
"Anything?" questions Norbert
"Anything." Kaia answers.
"Kiss me and I'll turn into an average-looking male of non-royal denomination."
"Ewwww." Kaia says disgustedly, "But if that is what I have to do, that is what I have to do"
So Kaia leans over for a kiss and Norbert bites her lip. "Ow!! What the hell was that for?"
" I thought you would look better with a peirced lip." Norbert chuckles.
With that Kaia grabs a gun and shoots Norbet. Then that night Kaia and her family feast on an aquatic animal with an overbite. All the while Kaia is making eyes at her average-looking male cousin of non-royal denomination.
The End