Softball, a wonderful sport. But do you know the truth about girls softball. I want every one of you to know that if the govenment finds this page I'll be done for so don't tell people about this page unless you trust them. How do I start. My friend wanted to get on this great softball team. I told her not to because its all a big conspiracy. She didn't believe me. So I told her. When you make it onto this great softball team they take you out to eat. But little do you know whats instore for you. They jam all the new players into a big room. Then the fun begins. Tourches pertrude through the walls, burning all the new players alive. There heads are systematically removed before there burned along with the bodies. They extract the brains of the players and put them into bionically altered fusion cored robots. Those players then go out and play, impressing all the other female softball players and the prosses starts all over again. What does this have to do with the government you say. Well I tell you. 15 years ago a certain Robert Kinferbon was working in his private laboritory on a new kind of power cell now known as the fusion power core. Every other scientist in the world thought that fusion power was impossible due to the extreem heat emmited from joining molocules. He had found a new way of mixing high dencity plastics with super solid metals. This kept in the high temperatures. As he was working on this project a team of government men were watching everyting he did. When he was finished they broke down the door to his lab and stole his fusion power core along with all his data, computer printouts and models. They took this to a place called Area 52. Area 51 is just the cover for Area 52. But thats another conspiracy. Anyways, at Area 52 Scientists from around the world were perfecting a bionically altered robot. All they needed was a power core that emitted enough power to run the robots muscles controls and such. They soon found that only a human brain could control all the billions of calculations per second needed to control the robot. They took Robert Kinferbon into custody for a DUI although everyone knew it was just a cover. they carefully extracted his brain and placed it into the robot. as it powered up everyone knew that something was amis. All of his thoughts were supposed to be erased but Roberts anger at them was transfered into the robot. It killed everyone on the site, broke out of Area 52 and disapered. Now today it is plotting its reveng on the human species. Softball is just one of its many treads in everyones daily life. It controls half the population of the earth, 90% female and 10% male. Its plane it so take 100% of the females and kill them. Then the human population will slowely dwindle till finaly someone realises what has happened. no females means no new babies. Total anialation of humans. I write this today warning you of the dangers that lay ahead. Watch out for evil softball playes that are not human but Bionacally altered fusion cored robots. |
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