If you have any good pickup lines send them to [email protected] or to mike at [email protected]


A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You:"Do you have the energy"

I'm an american express lover... you shouldn't go home without me

Can I flirt with You?

Can I be your slave tonight?

Can I see your tan Lines?

Congradulations, you've just been voted most beautiful girl in this room, and the grand prize is me!

Your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated

Do you like short love affares. I hate them... I've got all weekend

God must have been in a very good mood the day we met

Are you a glover? No? I am, wanna wear me

Hi are you legal?

Hi, you'll do

I think I could fall madly in bed with you

Why dont you not go home tonight and suprise your roomate

Your legs look cold, can I worm them up

Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me

Your last name must be gillette, because your the best a man can get

Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes

Nice pants, can I test the zipper

Are you busy at 3:00 AM tonight

I have only 3 months to live
Your Dad Pick up lines
Your daddy must have been a farmer, because you sure have a nice set of mellons
Your daddy must have been a baker, because you sure have nice buns
Your daddy must have been a terrorist, because your the bomb
Your daddy must have been a hunter, because he sure caught a fox
Your daddy must have been an archer, because he sure shot a bullseye
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