| If you have any good pickup lines send them to [email protected] or to mike at [email protected] | ||||||||
A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You:"Do you have the energy" I'm an american express lover... you shouldn't go home without me Can I flirt with You? Can I be your slave tonight? Can I see your tan Lines? Congradulations, you've just been voted most beautiful girl in this room, and the grand prize is me! Your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated Do you like short love affares. I hate them... I've got all weekend God must have been in a very good mood the day we met Are you a glover? No? I am, wanna wear me Hi are you legal? Hi, you'll do I think I could fall madly in bed with you Why dont you not go home tonight and suprise your roomate Your legs look cold, can I worm them up Hey kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me Your last name must be gillette, because your the best a man can get Pick a number between 1 and 10. You lose now take off your clothes Nice pants, can I test the zipper Are you busy at 3:00 AM tonight I have only 3 months to live |
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| Your Dad Pick up lines | ||||||||
| Your daddy must have been a farmer, because you sure have a nice set of mellons Your daddy must have been a baker, because you sure have nice buns Your daddy must have been a terrorist, because your the bomb Your daddy must have been a hunter, because he sure caught a fox Your daddy must have been an archer, because he sure shot a bullseye |
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