So this one day I was walking down the road. The sky was blue and the clouds covering the earth were a dark type of deep blackish pitch. Minding my own buisness I walked into a M&H to buy some food for my starving samalian children, when all of a sudden a man white as dirty snow ran up to me and demanded my wallet. I tried to reason with the man, I told him, "Now lets take a look at our current situation, if I give you my wallet my samalian children will die a horrible death, furthermore my lucky penny will be lost along with my wallet." He did not care and took it anyways. "Dang that stupid samalian children line, it never works" I told myself. So I walked out of the place hopped into my Dodge Viper and drove off into the sunset. A few days latter I went for my daily jog down to cocamo, I got there faster when i took it slow. About halfway there A giant drop of water fell from the sky knocking me flat on my back. I got up and to my horror found myself 1" tall. I ran all the way home, which was 2.5 miles in 1" land. When i got there i found the man that had stollen my wallet sitting on my step trying to figure out what he was going to say to me when i got home. He felt so bad about stealing a wallet from a man with poor samalien children that he followed the address on my license and was going to give it back. I crawled on his leg and yelled at the top of my lungs "help me!!!", he heard it as "My name is Violet and I am 5'2" weigh 95lbs am currently persuing a modeling hobby and want to make sweet sweet love to you." The man jumped up and nearly steped on me. When he realised what had happened to me, he pulled out his antidisisociatin-cathodeionization-reduxulator and got me back to normal size. In the end I got my wallet back and gave the man my didge viper because i felt bad that he had heard me wrong, so hopefully now he would be able to get some hot girls in his dope g-funk ride.
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