| Now as stated in the title, I have been told by "katie andrews" (again, names have been changed to protect the innocent), that my story about how I was forced to kiss her is not appropriate and uncalled for. I beg to differ. Now to start things off, girls are evil. A famous smarty math guy named Mike easton gave me the formula for girls=evil. I am sure most of you already know this, but if you have any questions about the equation feel free to email me at [email protected] and I would be glad to share it with you. Katie is a perfect example of how girls fit into this equation. Some might say "thats a very general term to describle girls" and I agree with you. It is very general and very specific at the same time. How is it fair to see a half naked girl waking down the hallway or one clothed in tight jeens a tight shirt, basically showing off everything she has and to have her wink at you, and then walk away as if nothing has happened. And then two days latter wonders why you are attracted to her. Is this rocket science or am i just missing something. Girls that say that guys "come on" to them and call is sexual harrasment are just dumb and use a congressional law against the very nature of being a male. To them I say time to reconsider what you wear. I think the world has come to its bitter end. So called "innocent" glances are obviously not "innocent" to the guys that persue this unknown and sometimes disasterious approach at "getting the girl". Is this the males fault. I think not. We males are like magnets. Women, depending on there outgoingness and guy-attracting characteristics are like various metals. When the metal gets too close to the magnet the magnet is attracted and thus pulls in the metal. No matter what the metal does the pull of the magnet is too strong. This is not the males falt. It is a force of nature at work, we can do nothing to stop it. Hmmm, makes you think about things doesnt it, well it should. We have no controll over what we like, we just do. And if a girl fits into what we like, theres nothing we can do about it, and so the game begins. Guy trys to get girl, girl thinks. Guy decides girl thinks too long, and makes a move. Girl gets mad at guy for liking her because shes likable. What kinda pooh is that. Obviously this system has a few problems. In conclusion, I believe that girls that wonder why guys like then (when they wear cloths as above mentioned) need to seek medical help........ |