People who write on other peoples clothing
People who keep insisting that the purple teletubby is gay
People who think it’s fun to say, "Hodge Podge"
Ignorant people
People that write on lockers
People that are passive
People that make fun of other people
Peeple hoo kantint spel
Being sick
People who don’t know which is better: Cher or the Macerana
People who still like the Macerana
People who run into doors
People from "The Doors"
People who complain about a situation but do nothing about it
People who complain about others who crack their knuckles
People who fall asleep when you are talking to them
People who fall asleep while talking to someone else
The color "puke"
Fat people who wear speedos
People who wear Doc Marten’s because everyone else does
Writer’s block
When teachers make you write too much
People who repeat themselves
People who repeat themselves
People who repeat themselves
Fat people when they are in a bathing suit ask you, "Does this look cute on me?"
People who hit me
Having to do grad standards even though they are not required for me to graduate
The phrase, "New and Improved"
People who walk too slow
People who walk too fast
People who continually ask what you are doing even after you told them to hold on
When the school day doesn’t seem to end and all you want to do it go home
People who run in the hall
The number 1,486,273,402.817
When people look at you and you don’t know why. Then you find out you have an alien coming out of your nose
People who didn’t get me anything for their birthday
When the toilet over flows
When you are not ready for a quiz
Flesh-eating bacteria
When teachers stop a movie
Pens that don’t work
The answer to question #103
Forgetting your glasses
People who write things you can't read
People who write things you can’t read
People who write really small
People who write really big
People who use big words but they use the wrong words
People who say that a map is printed the wrong way then they find out they were holding it upside down
"Air quotes"
People who pronounce envelope "on-velope"
People who don’t like you whatsoever -see Johan Tanem
People who ask you to read to them and then they don’t listen
Chinese people who steal our nuclear warhead plans
Trying to write and walk
People that honk and wave but do not offer you a ride
People who say "Man" for every other word
People who pour gas on you and light you on fire
Forgetting what you were going to write on a list of annoying things
When you don’t have something hard to write on
People who get drunk then throw-up on you
Old people who walk around naked
People who play their car stereos really loud and try to act cool
When your house starts on fire for no reason
When you start on fire for no reason
People who screw up the punch line of a joke
Kids who race their bikes against cars
Dogs who hump your leg
Bad vibrations
Vwls (vowels)
People who steal your joke/idea then pitch it to someone else claiming it’s theirs
Getting run over by a boulder
Falling asleep at the beginning of a movie and waking up at the end of it
The southbound end of a northbound goat
Coming to class at the end of the year and the teachers expecting you to do work
Having to work inside when it’s 72 degrees and sunny outside
People who laugh at their own jokes
People who just don’t get it
People who tell you what to write on their list
Waking up 5 minutes before the first bell rings
When the room grows strangely quiet
Girls who won’t let you change the radio station in gym class
People who write really long sentences at the at the bottom of a piece of paper just so it looks like their actually accomplishing something even though they really aren’t
People with black hair who bleach it
People who yell "Hey you" and when you turn around they take your picture
Knowing the answer but not being able to say it
Waking up dead
Waking the dead
Waking up on a school day
Chicken steak
People with too many body piercings
FAT
PHAT
Hanson
People who think they know what they are talking about
When you’re making a list and running out of room
When a day of the week feels like a different day of the week
People who lift a lot of weight just to prove they can
People who try and tell you how to do something even though they are doing it wrong
People who try to hit on mannequins
Evil flying green monkeys
Being hungry and being able to eat
Teachers who don’t let you sleep in class
When you are so tired that your eyes hurt
When you thought you heard someone say your name
When someone yells out to their friend which also has the same name as you
People who throw/flick pennies
People who listen in on other peoples’ conversations
Wisdom teeth
Ripping paper
People who talk too loud
Calling someone and then forget who you are calling for
People who are sitting across from someone and still insist on yelling at them
People who trip others intentionally
People who don’t finish their statements
Forgetting to breathe
People who pronounce schedule shed-u-al
Parents who expect their children to get straight A’s
People who go tanning in the winter
Colors so bright they hurt your eyes
When you forget a writing utensil
Trying to figure out whether mint is a flavor or scent
Those voices! Those annoying voices! Can’t you hear them!?!
People who laugh so hard they can’t finish their joke
When you have nothing to do after finishing a test
People who bob their heads while singing
People who use only half their body to hug
Eating a chicken sandwich then later finding out it was made of rat
Being in a school with no air conditioning
Dog/cat hair on a white dress shirt
When you are standing still and suddenly fall over
Not knowing curse words in the foreign language you are taking
When you forget what you were going to say
When you are reaching for a book and your desk falls over
Bad breath
People who don’t laugh
People who let other people who control their life
Not being able to find something to read on "read day"
Being sunburned so much that it hurts too lay down
Having an itch in a place you can’t scratch
Having an itch in a place it would be considered rude to scratch
Hand cramps when writing
A drinking fountain with warm water
Capri pants
People complaining about PDA
People who you can’t tell what gender you are
When no one knows what choir you have to go to
When people who are skinny insist they are fat
When you lose your entire CD collection
People who use you to test new chemical warfare strategies
People who use your head as a drum
When people tell you not to look down even though they know that as soon as they say that you will look down
When fat people wear tight clothes
When anyone else wears tight clothes
When people with bad B.O. have to stand by you
When ugly people date each other, let alone reproduce
When people don’t indent when they continue their thoughts on another line
When guys use sound effects to help emphasize their story
When stupid people try to act smart
People who say, "Your mom" too much
People who over-react
When you can’t find the end of a list
People who are PW ed
When your hair won’t do what you want it to do
When people take your gym locker
People who claim they have nothing to wear
People who say milk "malk"
Televangelist
Not knowing how to spell a word
When your papers in your notebook fall out in the middle of the hallway
People who are addicted to the Internet
People who try to impersonate others and can’t do it
Going bald
People who think they can obtain anyone from the opposite sex
People who think they can do things better than they really can
Top ten lists that stop at #8
People who don’t understand the difference between "fat" and "proportional"
People who try to give different meanings to angry and upset
Gruntled employees
People who put on a bar and then don’t take it off
Trying to think under pressure
Having to sharpen your pencil without a pencil sharpener in sight
Having to be politically correct
People who try to start a conflict over something small
People who won’t sometimes accept things the way they are
People who try to tell you there is something wrong with you just to get business
Wanting to say a phrase and being in a place where it would be considered rude to say it
People who believe your mind is not a powerful thing
Wanting to throw a plate at someone and not being able to
When your eyes are red due to lack of sleep and people keep asking you if you are stoned
People who push you aside without saying "Excuse me" or "Pardon me"
People who keep asking you questions after you’ve said, "I don’t know"
People who think they are your friend but you find them annoying
People that smile too much
People who remind the teacher that homework is due
Motivational posters
Getting your shoelace caught in your bike chain
People who say, "One day we’ll look back at this and laugh"
Having money but being able to spend it
Coming to school and realizing you have forgotten something important
Coming to school and finding out it’s closed
Packaging a widget
Trying to use left-handed scissors when you are right-handed
Teachers that won’t let you use the phone
Having to sharpen a pencil in the middle of a test
Either having too much stuff on your desk or having too small of a desk
Annoying people
Cranky people
The war between tenors and basses
People who spill food on something you’re working on
People who sit on your clothes while you are wearing them
People who make the early bird date
Paper that is old and folded and you can’t read what is written on it
People who try to get their point across no matter what
When your glasses fog up from walking into a warm house from a cold outside
Having to stare at a blank piece of paper
When you say "hi" to someone and they don’t answer
When you have no lead for your mechanical pencil
When people try to explain a "you had to be there" situation
People who think they’re cool because they’re tanner than some one else
When people shoot you
People who cry over the loss of an animal more than the loss of a person
People who speak in monotone
People who can’t tell a joke
People who flick your ear
People who don’t answer you when you call their name
Taking notes
Teachers/objects that block your view when you are taking notes
Worksheets during a movie
Being too hot
Being too cold
Being bored
Shoes with no grip
Guys who wear tight pants
Mowing the lawn in 80 + degree weather
A bright winter day with no sunglasses
People who ask what you are doing even when it’s obvious
People who use sayings I’ve never heard of
Hearing a really good song on the radio once or twice and never hearing it again
People who ask your opinion on something and you don’t have an opinion on it
People who continually ask if they can see what you are looking at
Being forced to dress up on a hot day
Having to pay bills
People who sing along with movies
When you wake up naked or missing an article of clothing
People
When people take a paper from you when you are half done reading it
Not being able to sleep
Movies edited for content
Commercials for law firms
People who stick with one circle of friends
People who pay too much interest in sports
Having to go out to eat when you are not hungry
Finals
Knowing where something is when you don’t need it and then it not being there when you do need it
Getting a flat tire on the highway
Fortune cookies with no fortune
When people don’t tell you things
Not being allowed to have dessert
Being stressed
People who threaten you with silverware
Waiters/Waitresses that don’t wait on you
Having to get a job
Being broke
People who slurp their pop
People who call pop soda
People who take your food without asking first
Computer programs that are not compatible with earlier versions of the same program
People who don’t mow their grass
Mosquitoes
Trees you can’t climb
Having to stop here even though I know I will think of more annoying things
People who drive with their turn signal on while driving -- and they DON'T turn anywhere!