May 27, 1999.  It was one of those days where nothing seemed like it could go wrong.  The morning had been quiet and people were being nice to each other.  It was a sunny day.  I was just about to get ready to go swimming when there was a knock at my door. 
     "You've got to help me Mr. Nice Guy.  Mr. Nofun has stolen my little girl's bouncy ball.  And now she is crying."
     I knew by the look in her eye that this young dame wasn't kidding.  I asked her where the little girl was.
     "At the corner of Broadway and 4th.  Please hurry, I don't know how much longer I can stand the crying."
     I grabbed my cape and my sidekick and off we went.

     We arrived on the scence just as Mr. Nofun was leaving.  I showed him the emblem on my chest and he turned and ran.  I chased after him as fast as I could.  I had to dodge my way around trash cans and boxes.  I had to dodge my way around people making sure not to hirt anyone in the process.  I even helped an old lady across the street.  I followed Mr. Nofun for about two miles until he turned into an abandonded warehouse.  I set on foot inside and I knew it was an ambush.       At least a dozen people jumped at me trying to injure me with not nice things such as broken glass, insults, and bad gas.  Despite being outnumbered, I along with my sidekick Freduardo easily took care of all of them.  Then we went on towards Mr. Nofun.  We chased him through the empty corridors of the warehouse until we had him cornered.  I reached into my shirt pocket and pulled out a bouquet of flowers.  He went to his knees and begged for mercy.  I grabbed my cuffs and took him off to jail for petty theft.  I returned the ball to the little girl and I never saw someone so happy.  She just had these words, "Are you Mr. Nice Guy?" 
     "Yes I am Mr. Nice Guy, and I am here to help you."