| A WORD FOR ALL SEASONS. "F*CK" |
| Our most versatile word - by stress and inflection it can describe many emotions and sentiments. No other word can be used in such varied grammatical nuances. It can be used as a noun (I don't give a f*ck), as an adjective (it really is a f*cking beauty), as a verb in it's transitive form (the game was f*cked by the weather) and the intransitive form (he well and truly f*cked up). Everyday expressions show its genuine versatility :- |
| Denial - I'll be f*cked if I did. Perplexity - I know f*ck all about it. Apathy - Who gives a f*ck anyway. Greeting - How the f*ck are you? Goodbye - F*ck off. Resignation -Oh f*ck it! Derision - He f*cks everything up. |
| The word has, of course, been used by some very famous personages through the years :- |
| "What the f*ck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima. "Where's that f*cking water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic. "That's not a real f*cking gun!" - John Lennon. "Heads are gonna f*cking roll for this!" - Anne Boleyn. "Any f*cker can understand that!" - Albert Einstein. "Watch him, he'll have some f*ckers eye out!" - King Harold. "It f*cking looks just like her!" - Pablo Picasso. |