Mess Wicked 43, a renowned trollop was once again undertaking her pathetic online habit that of played embarrassing �hits� of the 80�s in a desperate attempt to prove that she is a 2003 disco queen as opposed to a 2003 drama queen
Loyal forces immediately initiated Operation �Bump The Hog Of The Microphone� and consequently suffered no casualties.
After 10 minutes of playing modern music an act that ensured stability in an extremely volatile area of operation, for good gesture purposes, I permitted Wicked to have temporarily control of the microphone.
As if her music wasn�t appalling enough, the aforementioned trollop then inflicted her hoarse mono-toned 45-year-old plus voice box upon the innocent. During its senile, senseless and semi quavered rant Wicked stated that she had �won the microphone showdown� and perpetuated this untruth to any person who had the misfortune to enter my room.
Her use of the word �showdown� to describe the above events clearly displays the difficulties vocabulary challenged cretins have in applying appropriate words to accurately purvey reality ... try harder in future you underachieving hosebag.
