For the record, although my primary mission, the Purveying of Truth and Justice has not been compromised, the following Ciggs Rotten Resolutions have been sanctioned to secure international peace and security in all the rooms I own on the aforementioned ISPs.
The phrases that I use to describe you and / or your presence on My planet are carefully chosen therefore, you are no longer to question my integrity. If I state that you are a retard then you are a retard. I will no longer tolerate your quick fire repartee, which unfortunately revolves around the following phrase � �I�m not a retard Ciggs�.
Pitiful attempts at self-justification to counter the facts I present to you will no longer be tolerated. If I state that you are unemployed you are unemployed � I don�t want to know about your part time toilet cleaning activities.
Attempts to share my limelight are no longer acceptable. You will STFU, digest the carefully chosen words I bestow upon you with dignity and endeavor to correct your downfalls as opposed to disagreeing with everything I tell you about yourself.
You will no longer attempt to seek my attention by slandering my good name before I have initiated your humiliation. A pecking order exists in every room I own and as unlikely as it may seem you are not the only individual in need of humiliation. Your co-operation and patience in adhering with this Resolution will ensure that I swiftly confer the necessary guidance to the needy and in return I promise that I will get around to you eventually.
When I am in conference with Sarah you will have the decency not to interrupt our private chat. If you need to converse with your fellow like-minded numbskulls you may create your own room. Further, this rule may be quoted as your authority to both leave my room and create your own room without seeking prior permission.
Individuals are no longer authorised to engaged with me when they have a mouth full of cheesecake. Despite the internal modification of my computer monitor, which resulted in windscreen wipers being fitted to scrape the fodder you spit when typing, the sheer quantities you consume allied to the non effectiveness of your mouth overflow filtration system has rendered wiper blade replacement none cost effective. Consequently you are to immediately undertake feeding operations from nosebags.
People who continue to violate their obligations as spelled out in the resolutions will face serious consequences if they continue upon the road of transgression and non-compliance.
