CIGGS ROTTEN INVESTIGATES FINANCIAL DOMINATION
Ciggs Rotten Online Entertainments is pleased to announce our latest project to expose the seediest corners of the Information Super Highway (Internet to the many retards amongst you).  My first report deals with �Financial Domination� and particularly the money whores themselves who operate from a mysterious fantasy land where fat ugly women become �Princesses� ... a fantasy land where bored lonely housewives become �Dominants� � a fantasy land where limp wristed, bus window licking retarded submissive cakeboys become POORER limp wrested, bus window licking retarded submissive cakeboys.

In the words of all journalists worth their salt, who unselfishly undertake these dangerous assignments, merely in the name of purveying the truth � �The following report has been handed to the appropriate authorities� ...
Mistress repairing broken toys
The Dungeon
BDSM Competence:
Bearing in mind that desperate males really do part with monies to receive �online domination� the likelihood of me convincing men who are obsessed with their submissive fantasy that the majority of these self proclaimed �dominants� have not actually participated in real time BDSM is slim, as opposed to average �Dommes� waist circumference. Further it would be preposterous to suggest that these women of questionable morals have only read a couple of topic related internet sites prior to setting up a Paypal account to rape the wallets of the gullible.
General Reliability:
Like a navy launched cruise missile contouring the earth to seek out its intended Iraqi target a money whore could sniff out a dollar bill in an aromatic cheesecake-manufacturing establishment.  Consequently book an appointment with the sleaze bag and she�ll be there.
Resourcefulness:
The fact that washed out females have pawned their possession to rent a computer, combined with the fact that they successfully managed to open an internet and Paypal account to provide a seedy service to empty headed male numbskulls clearly suggests that even slags can be resourceful.
Common Sense:
Obviously an immense amount of common sense is needed to ensure continuity when a �Domme� pretends to be what she obviously isn�t.  Thank heavens that these hookers always stick to proven scenarios when they eventually find a new online wallet.  That said, the following statements clearly demonstrate that whores seldom deviate from the beaten track � once a whore and ever a whore � a whore repents as often as water turns to sour milk.
Mistress's "house"
Mistress singing
Teamwork:
The �sisters� are often seen bickering about who is fake and who is real therefore, their jealously of each other compromises coup d�esprit.
Determination:
The determination of the money whore to cash in is unquestionable; as is her fortitude to succeed in real time life.  Despite trolling online 24/7, these remarkable women still manage to devote a few hours to their alleged real time BDSM relationship.
Confidence:
Bearing in mind that the majority of online hookers use fake pictures in their profiles to attract the wallet of the unwary, their buoyancy when performing their sleazy money motivated charade clearly suggests that they lack confidence with their own un-masked appearance.  Either that, or they lack the confidence and finesse to OH SO SLIGHTLY alter their own picture with a photo editing computer program.
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