Due to the use of the Bolt by weak, tiresome and unsavoury individuals who obviously lack the ability to ignore others by conventional means, a counter offensive to deprive these inadequate cretins of cyber based power was launched in and around the UK US Dom sub room of UK experience.
The objective of Ciggs Rotten�s 1st Snertengruppen was to occupy and hold the UK US Dom sub room for a period of 24hrs. In support, THEFIRKINCAT commander of the 2nd Snertengruppen was tasked to execute a pincer movement intended to occupy and hold the submissives room for a period of 12hrs.
Additionally, members of my resistance were instructed to enter and observe any rooms created by enemy forces and to send half hourly situation reports to Battle Group Headquarters.
H hour for both Snertengruppens was 08:00hrs 10 June 03. The attack on UK US Dom sub was opened at H � 5 by Room Pathfinders using conventional snerting techniques. This initial volley was backed up by elements of the Light Room Striking Force at H-3. These preliminarily attacks were followed up the Main Force who secured the room at exactly H hour.
After encountering navigational problems THEFIRKINCAT eventually arrived on target at H+5 and swiftly achieved his objective, albeit behind schedule.
Despite frequent attempts by enemy forces to gain entry into their territory, no casualties were inflicted on friendly forces. During the operation, the 1st SG claimed 40 kills all of which have now been confirmed. The 2nd SG claimed in excess of 20 kills.
Although the single word �ineffective� could be used to accurately summarise the response of the inadequate, its use would deny historians their right to study and discuss a classically co-ordinated online operation.
The enemy �relied� on the use of prepared half-baked messages, sneaking into their overtaken and obviously much missed room, entering their pathetic rant and leaving before they were evicted from the Ciggs Brother house. Male2Female an avid protestor of room disruption and renowned numbskull was reduced to using this �tactic� which, I hasten to add was invented, tested, proven and copyrighted by yours truly. Its adoption by the socially inept clearly demonstrates who does the thinking and who is reduced to copying � Nos ducimus ceteri secunter � We lead, others follow.
Judging from the moaning and whining received from numerous sources, the campaign was extremely successful. It was well planned and competently executed causing the maximum of disruption. Consequently, so long as cretins continue to use the Bolt to suppress freedom of speech expect additional campaigns.
