Dirty Old Man
International car registration for Dominion Republic
Characteristics:
The average �dominant� male is a short balding married middle-aged man who is desperately trying to attract vulnerable females for lurid sex. He can be spotted in chat rooms by recognition of his pathetic self-labeled title e.g. Master, Lord or Sir. Whereas normal humans would maybe seek medical advice or counseling to address any perceived inadequacies these individuals consider that their many deficiencies have been addressed by creating a pathetic screen name containing one of the aforementioned titles.
Habitat:
The �dominant� male can often be found behind a computer monitor in the spare bedroom vigorously typing his despicable but well practiced pack of lies to susceptible females whilst his unsuspecting wife is sitting downstairs watching Coronation Street or Eastenders.
Identifying Marks:
If you are unfortunate enough to meet a �dominant� male, please note the following are tell-tail identifying marks.
When viewed from the Hubble Telescope on low magnification, his trousers will appear to be made out of leather however, upon close scrutiny it will become apparent that they are indeed made of cheap plastic.
His shoes will contain a hidden elevated heel to add a few inches to his extremely lacking stature. The tactic of facial hair may be employed by some �dominants� to hide unsightly blemishes especially in the region of the upper lip.
Additionally, upon inspection of any BDSM implements he may possess you will notices a scuffed area where he has frantically removed the Petsmart logo.
AKA Master 4 Very Vulnerable sub
