BDS International car registration for Barbados
BDS Bachelor of Dental Surgery
BD Bachelor of Divinity
SM Sergeant Major
Upon entering an Internet BDSM chat room for the first time most people would be forgiven for thinking BDSM is about the following:
Cyber throwing M&M sweets around a cyber room.
Cyber owning a roadside caf� and cyber handing out cyber drinks.
Cyber dancing.
Cyber running around the cyber room and being cyber tripped up by cyber legs.
Cyber sitting on the cyber �subbie� sofa.
That said, what you do get in these rooms are words of wisdom and truth and justice generated in red Capital Comic Sans MS font � ignore those whose remit it is to educate the less fortunate at your own peril.
Regrettably, BDSM in real life doesn�t get much better than described above, as it is merely a way for sexually non-active androids to increase their chances of getting laid. That said you would think people who have to date experienced less sexual satisfaction than a ping-pong ball would, when given the undeserved opportunity of sexual intercourse, make the seedy event easy.
Alas they complicate it by using terminology associated with film making. Words like scene and role-play are the buzzwords of cretins that wouldn�t have the talent to be cast as a decomposed body in a war film.
Further, in a desperate attempt to associate themselves with other morons who are equally sexually repressed they use the sad and meaningless phrase �safe sane and consensual� as their motto. As if ramming this obvious statement into the faces of others isn�t enough, these morons think that the more often they repeat it, the higher their status within the BDSM wannabe actor / actresses fraternity.
Normal people with a rewarding life apply a similar phrase �common sense� to their undertakings consequently, we don�t drive cars that have failed their MOT test against the flow of traffic on the M4 motorway whilst under the influence of alcohol and / or drugs. More importantly, we don�t find it necessary to constantly remind others not to drive cars that have failed their MOT test against the flow of traffic on the M4 motorway whilst under the influence of alcohol and / or drugs.
It is common knowledge that people into BDSM have numerous insecurities and dealing with them all would take more than the 15MB�s of web space that I have been allocated. However, one of their sad habits does require urgent scrutiny, that of fetish clothing.
To hide their various bodily deformities most of these unfortunate cretins have an obsession to cover themselves in leather and rubber. Trying to hide unsightly rolling expanses of flesh in ill-fitting clothing isn�t the answer; a non-salad dodging diet and an exercise regime is. Additionally if god wanted you dressed in rubber he would have printed 'Goodyear' on your carcass... or in the case of submissive females 'Michelin'.
