An Old Trafford spokesperson said, �Although match day capacity for normal sized people is 60,000 we divided the area of the pitch by the average carcass mass of the potential reveller and consequently came up with Stadium BBW capacity.�
Unfortunately a fire inspection of the stadium did cast some doubt on the event taking place, however, once the fire escapes had been trebled in size the BBW bash was given the green light. The local fire supervisor said, �The alterations to the fire doors will now enable all BBW heifers to waddle to the nearest escape and leave the establishment within 2 hours regardless of where their carcass is situated within the stadium.�
Although the BBW�s are looking forward to their bash, not everyone in the local community is happy with the events� 100 �people� capacity, the head of Manchester tourism told us �They could have squeezed one or two more pigs into the stadium however I suspect that the general feeling was, the lower the numbers, the more fodder for those attending�.
In an operation reminiscent of the 1948 Berlin Air Lift, food from all over the world will be flown into Manchester�s nearby airport for the sows. To prevent anticipated trouble, a police spokesman warned, �In the likely event of pigs leaving the stadium hungry, members of the general public are to adhere to the no eating embargo that is in force in the Manchester area � this measure should prevent locals being attacked by pigs trying to steal their burgers�.
