| I know what you want, and I know what you need But I'm goin' screw it up, yeah. 'Cause I'm an idiot, and I'm your boyfriend, yes, I am. I'm goin' take you out, and leave my wallet home. Then I use your cell phone, baby, Long distance, and I'm your boyfriend. Baby, I know I'm a man who's made mistakes. I still got some learning to do. I made out with your best friend the other day, And now we're best friends too. Yeah, yeah... And I know what you want, and I know what you need But I'm goin' screw it up, yeah. 'Cause I'm an idiot, and I'm your boyfriend, yes, I am. And I'm goin' get you a gift, hey! But it's something I like too. Hope you like this Norelco big trimmer with my name on it, And I'm your boyfriend Goin' Get real drunk, And call my baby up at four o'clock in the morning Wake you up I'm an idiot! Pick up the phone, come on I love you Lets get in my dad's SUV, And we'll go over to my house, my crib, my pad I'll tell my mom to go to sleep Then we'll have the living room all to ourselves, you see We'll put on some great DVD's I picked up How bout like, something like the Matrix... I can turn my boom box up, and make the bass Smack the side of my moms couch... Yeah! Hey baby you like fine cooking? Cause you know what? I got a Swanson's Dinner in the freezer with your name on it Check it out! I got a permanent wave, yeah! I got an ogilvie home perm, baby Uh! I Honk the horn can you honk the horn? Can you honk the horn? Let me hear you honk it! Come on! Let me hear you say uh uh! Let me hear you say uh uh uh! Let me see you say uh uh! Let me hear you say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh yeah! Let me hear you say uh uh uh uh uh uh uh oh yeah! |
| Idiot Boyfriend... At least Jimmy Fallon can own it. I'm glad to be single...for once. |