* Middle School Memories...
~ Adam Stevenson, your Grad Dance "date"
~ Abducting fans & Shakesbear
~ Yearbook ideas..."The Middle Ages"
(w/ my cover idea)
~ Our health story
* "You can design my house..."
* English class w/ Macconi
~ "O Caesar!"
* Can I drive the Aston-Martin?
* "Thong Song"
* Smooth like butter, chilled like ice...
* Pencil klepto...
* Float!
* Barbara Jo attacking me with the wand
* Essay Writing
* G Movies, esp. Sleeping Beauty...
~ You supposedly "watched" The Matrix
* Mrs. Wetherall: "How dare you!"
* Em: "She'd shoot me point blank."
* Me: "The next step is a stick and some mace."
Em: "Ferio cum baculum SF!"
Em: "He's really nice."
Me: "You're entitled to your own delusions."
Em: "Why can't you two get along?"
Me: "For starters, he's a dumb rodent."
Em: "HE'S A HICK!"
Me: "So?"
Em: "You are not the hick-liking type.
You can do polo."
Me: "I can see it now...the matching plaid."
Em: "He said he heard a rumor."
Me: "You mean he made up a rumor!"
Me: "He told people you're going to Prom w/him."
Em: "EWW NO!"
Me: "I said, 'I'm sure she'll be devastated.' "
Em: "That's just evil."
Em: "They can smell slut."
Me: "That's not a personality trait."
Em: "Yeah it is...."
Me: "It's a character flaw. No, I take that back.
In her case, it's a way of life."
* CHAIR BREAKERS!
* "Be Thou My Vision"
* "Katholisches! What kind of name is that?"
* All-State Practices
Breathing, silverrrrrrr, and roooaming
* "My Song, Your Song, & Our Song"
* "When she gets that dazed look, smack her."
* He said, "I just had that step installed."
And then he demonstrated your fall...
* Your inablility to drop your jaw
* Some ppl should learn their voice part and their role!
* SPQR
* Semper Subride!
* N0 SHARP OR BREAKABLE OBJECTS!
* "I'm sorry, but you can't cut...that's it."
* Crazy convention videos
* I, Claudius w/Incitatus
* My Stalker
* The Boys Bathroom...READ SIGNS!
you little lower class raccoon.
Now go find my food!"