| Christmas With The Ds: A Drama in Three Parts |
| They're Pinky and The Brain. Yes, Pinky and The Brain. One is a pedophile; the other's insane. They're PGHS mice. One sings loud and one bites. They're Pinky, they're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.... |
| Act I |
| MD: "I'm dreaming of a white--" JL: "Get your ass off that piano and stuff this damn bird!" MD: "Yes, dear." **(End Scene)** |
| Act II |
| JL: "Do you like your Christmas present, honey?" MD: "Don't you think Iron Chastity Boxers are a little extreme?" **(End Scene)** |
| Act III |
| MD: "Do you like your Christmas present, honey?" JL: "I don't know. Do you think Exorcising Your Inner Bitch really suits me?" MD: "Definitely." *JL pops three more morphine tablets.* **(End Scene)** |