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| Me and my homegirl, B, having fun in the sun in Florida. |
| Hey B, always remember the awesome times we've had. There are so many, I had to expand to two pages. |
| The week of a thousand movies... Successes ~ Kate & Leopold ~ Ocean's 11 ~ Bridget Jones's Diary ~ Heartbreakers ~Rush Hour 2 Old Favorites ~ 10 Things I Hate About You ~ Pretty Woman "It's hooker math...no wonder she only passed 11th grade!" Failures ~ Summer Catch ~ Moulin Rouge "They gave everyone money and crack and started filming." "It was a good movie...I just don't recommend watching it...EVER!" Two men signing "Like A Virgin"...OH NO! * Vanilla Sky "Thank God it was cheap!" "At least only the producers were on crack!" |
| Places & Events * Passive Sledding "You all go kill yourselves, and I'll watch." * Cracker Barrel ~ Eavesdropping on the mile-a-minute crack whore! ~ FARMERS USED TO BUY US! * Cruising in Kentucky... ~ "You almost killed us four times!" "It wasn't my fault...twice." ~ "F---K YOU TOO!" "That was not necessary." * The search for Scrubway * Hotties @ Red Lobster |
| Mass in Spanglish ~ Jesus Christ, Superstar ~ "Five bucks and a candy bar!" ~ Obvious evil stares from your ex ex ex (etc.) ex's mom ~ "There must be something in the water!" ~ LMAO and hacking up a lung to cover it |
| Glenn's Amazement ~ Your mom bought him "weed," Tumbleweed! ~ "She said, 'EEP!' and you got it? WTF!" ~ It's not his fault his music sucks! ~ I kissed the concrete...LOL! ~ Gwen Stefani says it all: "Don't talk about you without me, don't talk about ex-gfs, don't talk about the past. In my head, it's only in my head." |
| GO WILDCATS! UK ALL THE WAY! ~ "Don't touch that side of the store!" ~ Eat your heart out, Pitino! 20 pts. baby! |
| The Airports Saga * SECURITY CHECKED AT EVERY ONE! "She clearly wanted to make my day hell!" ~ Beaten shoes and unpacked bag! "I must just look threatening!" ~ The old doctor thought I was w/the gay man, and when he heard I wasn't....he hit on me! * The Cincinnati Saga...Pt. 2 ~ Apparently, I can't get a direct flight home! |
| In the Good Ol' Summertime... * Mickey Blue Eyes @ 4 AM * "OMG..the sun is rising..." * Margaritas...uh...I mean...Marita's * The Drunken Neighbors * The "Alternative" Romance Novels ~ The Golden Barbarian...WTF? |
| On Bob Marley... Me to Glenn: "OMG! We love him!" *Becky sways w/the music...* Me: "No woman...no cry..." Becky: "No man...cry." Glenn: "She's just not right..." Me: "I'm not the one dating her." |
| Mall Ratting * "We are not homophobic... just homosuspicious!" ~ Two in Express ~ One in the Women's Dillards ~ Porn man on the bench! * Channel Susan! |