I have recently seen the movie Crossroads, with my mom my grandma and we laughed and cried and laughed some more and ate candy. By the end we were crying because they had had sex! And my grandma stood up and said TAKE IT OFF BABY, to the screen. As I choked on my Ju JU be's, my grandma and my mom gave me mouth to mouth because i was choking on Ju Ju Be's. See above for more information on me choking. After that we watched Britney and her friends sing I love rock n' roll. Then my grandma said TAKE IT OFF BABY! As I choked on more Ju JU be's only to find out that they weren't really Ju Ju Be's, they were my grandma's artificial teeth & they tasted really bad, even though I kept on eating them. One of her teeth got stuck in my gum and it started to bleed & got all over my shirt and my grandma said TAKE IT OFF BABY! I looked at my grandma and laughed and as I laughed the tooth got sucked down my throat and I couldn't breathe. My grandma was too busy checking out Britney Spears to notice so I died!
By, TiNa and KiRa |
