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| "Dear diary, my heart leapt today when Scully suggested spontaneous combustion." --Mulder to Scully in Trevor |
| "Her name is Bambi?" --Scully to Mulder in War of the Coprohages |
| "... If you're not back in a hurry I am going to hunt you down, and so help me God..." --Scully to Spender in Triangle |
| "Mulder, if you had to do without your cellphone for 2 minutes you would lapse into catatonic schizophrenia." --Scully to Mulder in Home |
| "Diana... back on your feet. I guess that's the only way you could stab me in the back." --Mulder to Fowley in The Beginning |
| "I think the most rewarding relationships, the ones that last, are born from friendship. One day you look at the person & see more than you did the night before, like a switch was flicked somewhere. And the person who was just a friend is suddenly the only person you can imagine yourself with." --Scully to Sheila in Rain King |
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| DOGGETT: It's true what they say about you. MULDER: What do they say about me? DOGGETT: That you could find a conspiracy at a church picnic. MULDER: What church? - --From Vienen |
| "Mulder, I want you to close your eyes and I want you to think to yourself 'there's no place like home.' " --Scully to Mulder in Triangle |
| "...and when I get back we can build that tower of furniture." --Mulder to Scully in Detour |
| "I`m the key figure in an ongoing government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extraterrestrials. It`s a global conspiracy actually, with key players in the highest levels of power, that reaches down into the lives of every man, woman and child on this planet, so of course no one believes me. I`m an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me Spooky. Spooky Mulder, whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun, shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in, that the sky is falling, and when it hits it`s gonna be the shit-storm of all time." -- Mulder to bartender in Fight the Future |
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| "Anybody miss me?" --Mulder to Scully in DeadAlive |
| "Then maybe the question is not who fired this magic bullet, but whether or not it was a lone gunman." --Mulder to Scully and Skinner in Three Words |
| "Do you want to hear something really paranoid? The FBI gets its way, there's going to be nobody down here to ask the paranoid questions. Nobody to find those faces in those photographs. Surely not this Agent Doggett." --Mulder to Scully and Skinner in Three Words |
| "Melvin. I'd be a whole lot happier to see you if you'd just take your hands off my ass" --Mulder to Frohike in Three Words |
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| "That's right, poopy-head." --Scully to Mulder in Arcadia |