what if...
you were
Mulder in Season 3's Syzygy; Det. Angela White had just thrown
you onto
your bed and is kissing you, at the same time trying to get rid
of your
shirt. You're not quite so sure what to do; your little male
brain
is working, really, really hard, but obviously not quickly enough
for as
the door bursts open and Scully enters, you'rs still lying
helplessly
under the fake blonde.
WHAT DO
YOU DO??