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| A Vast Underground Bunker A Conspiracy A Website Ah-ha~! youve stumbled across the secret hidden underground command bunker complex that powers my website! well now that youre here i might as well show you around... |
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| <<< If you'll take a moment you will see our lovely receptionist busy in the lobby taking meaningless calls from the UN... Damn it why wont they leave me alone! Im done negotiating for them |
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| \/\/\/ Engineers Busy Debugging The System |
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| >>>Clark Thorson checks printed circut boards on Hal 9000 to make sure that things are running smooth and a-ok. We wouldnt want the computer to start thinking for itself then start killing people would we? |
| >>>Early every morning Rudolf Hoff prepares a data tape to record the daily traffic to the site. Your every move on the internet after leaving this site is monitored and logged for study... |
| \/\/\/ She can progam AND bake really good brownies! |
| A Moment of silence for the old Mulders that was designed entirely in a hidden bunker under the Russel D. Cole Library at Cornell College in Mt.Vernon. The money grubbing bastards at Homestead are to thank for the demise of that site. |
| Click HERE for a really nifty view from our old look out tower high above Cornell's campus... |
| <<<Power Generation Units given to us by the government of Brazil... Yea, Brazil! It took months to dig out the bunker>>> |
| /\/\/\/\>>> Somebody kill that damn pop up ad NO I DONT WANT A WIRELESS CAMERA!! AND NEITHER DO YOU!!! |
