A Simple Kind Of Life

Random Shit And Thoughts From My Daily Life

12.31.01>>> Now Archived
04.??.02>>> Went to Dallas, Texas. I discovered several things.
A)In Dallas there are four primary groups of people
      [1: Daywalking Homeless people, they are the primary inhabitants of downtown.
They are everywhere and constantly begging for money.
       2: German Tourists, the only other lifeforms downtown.
(Central Dallas is devoid of population)
       3:Resturant People, nightwalking lifeforms seen crowding around resturants.{if youre in town try the Blue Goose, its a great mexican resturant}Other than them the city is empty at night. Much like how it is empty during the day.
       4:Mallwalkers: I dont think they are from Dallas. They migrated to the malls from Plano. They crowd the malls gawking crap stuff in stores which vaugely resemble the malls in Iowa (Leon informs me that stores are all owned by mega-conglomerates and they really are all the same ie: Saks 5th Ave owns Younkers
B) In Texas they build roads for the sake of building roads
As we entered the heart of the city we were envloped in a canopy of highrise overpasses, all of which seemed to surve no purpose other than getting commuters closer to God. Cars travled upward and beyond to dazzling heights, pavement entertwining in a spectacularly bewildering display of man's ability to create. Maybe highway construction is a religon in Texas.
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05.05.02>>> Emulators, the nightmare of the internet. The last few days ive been trying to look up some decent Commodore 64 emulators (lets you run old old old C64 programs on your modern day machine) All i have to say is that the internet is a LIE. No matter where you look or how promising the site is, you won't find what youre looking for. Broken links, files that don't download right, pop up ads for porn sites. For f*'s sake, Im looking up computers, not porn! My god, before we know it there will be pop up porn ads on every site ranging from Blue's Clues to the Vatican. This all follows what Ive been saying in NASERT (Nude Asian Search Engine Result Theory) Which clearly states: Eventually all responses given by all search engines for any topic will result in finds only of nude asians. Im not sure why, i discoverd though one day that while resarching Timothy Leary that nude asians was a result (buried deep down on page 12 of the results) I thought nothing of it till i noticed that more and more nude asians was cropping up as a result of requests for searches on COMPLETLY different topics. Dont let the nude asians take over the internet. We have to stop them now. Everybody quick run out and buy a nude asian! Ive actually got a few ideas about what you could do with nude asians. 1) stand her/him in the corner and make her/him gargle water her/him (that takes too long to type, im going to call the nude asians "it(s)" now... Making a nude asian stand in the corner and gargle water is much cheaper than buying one of those bubbly fountains you see all the time.
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05.07.02>>> Visited Sarah at Cornell. Interesting experience. I would like to think that I have fairly clean ears... But, while we were talking (okay, cuddling) she started looking into my ears. That's not too odd... But then she decided to clean them... with her bare fingers. Okay I normally don't let others stick their fingers into my bodily openings, but I guess Sarah is special that way. Do you ever stick your fingers into sombodyelse's ear?
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05.08.02>>> My friend Leon just got hired as a Visual Manager for one of Nieman Marcus' stores in the Dallas area. (Im gonna miss Leon, hes one funny-ass human kareoke machine)
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05.09.02>>> Visited Sarah again last night. Got initiated into her cult (Friends is a cult, not a tv show) Had fun, chilled out. When I got back to Mount Mercy I helped Monica pack some of her stuff in her car (summer is almost here) After that was done I joined in a teethbrushing party. Jenny, Alicia, Kristy, and myself stood around in the vanity area enjoying good dental care together.
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05.10.02>>> Got an overdue notice from the Russel D. Cole Libary on a DVD I returned on time. This is the third time I have returned something ontime and gotten an overdue notice about it. What is going on at Cornell's library?