© Marph And Lee 2005

Pony ( Parody of Mr. Lonely by Akon )


Pony, i want a pony
No not a donkey
Or a phone
Pony, Just want a pony,
I want to ride one
On my own
I want a pony

[Intro]
Yo may sound queer but i wanna bone all the animals out there man ya kno got to have one good one whose always been there like ya
Kno took all the boning then one day it cant take it no more and gallops away


[V1]

I got up from the middle of the barn where my pony had kicked me on my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I was
Feelin, and she wouldn't give me a ride, back ridin ova these few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make her go fast, cuz
Ever since my pony left me, my whole life came crashin and-


[Chorus]

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I want my pony (my pony)
I want to ride one (I want to ride one)
On my own (on my own) yeah

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I want my pony (my pony)
I want to ride one (I want to ride one)
On my own (on my own) yeah


[V2]

Cant belive I hadda pony like you and I just let you trot right outta my life, 
after all that we've been through I can't believe you kicked me on my side, 
what really hurt me was you broke a fart,
when i was real close and clear in your sight
I really want a pony to ride
Cos without hardcore-ness in life


[Chorus]

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I want my pony (my pony)
I want to ride one (I want to ride one)
On my own (on my own) yeah

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I want my pony (my pony)
I want to ride one (I want to ride one)
On my own (on my own) yeah


[V3]

Been with so many dogs ain't neva stroked a pet that can do the things that you can do
Always changing hay with plums, lettuce oranges with fun, why'd u gallop of leaving food?
Cuz now im only drinking from my own weewee,and when i see the saddle its just an empty seat, 
now i need the hardcore pony that made me be
So happy but now so lonely


[Chorus]

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I want my pony (my pony)
I want to ride one (I want to ride one)
On my own (on my own)

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I want my pony (my pony)
I want to ride one (I want to ride one)
On my own (on my own) yeah


[V4]

Always needin pony's for me to bone,dint think you'd be gone this long, 
hardcoreness no longer prone..
so stop playin girl and gallop home (gallop home)
baby horse i dint mean to shout, good for each other..leave the others out,
Id never wish to whip you crazy
whip you crazy, and ur my hardcore baby so..


[Chorus]

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I want my pony (my pony)
I want to ride one (I want to ride one)
On my own (on my own)

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I want my pony (my pony)
I want to ride one (I want to ride one)
On my own (on my own) yeah


[Outro]

Pony, a pony
a pony, (a pony),
pretty pony, pretty pony
pretty pony, pretty pony, (pretty pony), pretty pony



Pony ( Parody of Mr. Lonely by Akon )


Pony, i want a pony
No not a donkey
Or a phone
Pony, Just want a pony,
I want to ride one
On my own
I want a pony

[Intro]
Yo may sound queer but i wanna bone all the animals out there man ya kno got to have one good one whose always been there like ya
Kno took all the boning then one day it cant take it no more and gallops away


[V1]

I got up from the middle of the barn where my pony had kicked me on my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I was
Feelin, and she wouldn't give me a ride, back ridin ova these few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make her go fast, cuz
Ever since my pony left me, my whole life came crashin and-


[Chorus]

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I want my pony (my pony)
I want to ride one (I want to ride one)
On my own (on my own) yeah

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I want my pony (my pony)
I want to ride one (I want to ride one)
On my own (on my own) yeah


[V2]

Cant belive I hadda pony like you and I just let you trot right outta my life, 
after all that we've been through I can't believe you kicked me on my side, 
what really hurt me was you broke a fart,
when i was real close and clear in your sight
I really want a pony to ride
Cos without hardcore-ness in life


[Chorus]

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I want my pony (my pony)
I want to ride one (I want to ride one)
On my own (on my own) yeah

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I want my pony (my pony)
I want to ride one (I want to ride one)
On my own (on my own) yeah


[V3]

Been with so many dogs ain't neva stroked a pet that can do the things that you can do
Always changing hay with plums, lettuce oranges with fun, why'd u gallop of leaving food?
Cuz now im only drinking from my own weewee,and when i see the saddle its just an empty seat, 
now i need the hardcore pony that made me be
So happy but now so lonely


[Chorus]

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I want my pony (my pony)
I want to ride one (I want to ride one)
On my own (on my own)

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I want my pony (my pony)
I want to ride one (I want to ride one)
On my own (on my own) yeah


[V4]

Always needin pony's for me to bone,dint think you'd be gone this long, 
hardcoreness no longer prone..
so stop playin girl and gallop home (gallop home)
baby horse i dint mean to shout, good for each other..leave the others out,
Id never wish to whip you crazy
whip you crazy, and ur my hardcore baby so..


[Chorus]

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I want my pony (my pony)
I want to ride one (I want to ride one)
On my own (on my own)

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I want my pony (my pony)
I want to ride one (I want to ride one)
On my own (on my own) yeah


[Outro]

Pony, a pony
a pony, (a pony),
pretty pony, pretty pony
pretty pony, pretty pony, (pretty pony), pretty pony