© Marph And Lee 2005

© Marph And Lee 2005

My Flab (Parody of My Band by D12)


(Chorus)

These crisps don't even know the weight of my flab
But I am eating them because I am fat,
I'm gonna go and buy some more in a pack
All because they don't know the weight of my flab.


(Verse 1)

Come off stage right, ate the mic
Walked up to these fridges and i was all like
Whats up ladies my names fat shady im gonna eat u like i'm eatin a baby
They're all like, "oh my god feed him, feed him quick befor he eats out of the bin"
Would you like some cod or pehaps some rock 
Please dont u please dont u eat my...............................sock!
So by now, the rest of the fellas eat jellies
Especially when i flop the beat and start chewin my wellies,
I eat pie, start yellin, ev-er-ee day
With some meat and som vej and some apples on stage
So like every single night i eat a block of cheese
But when i bite it's kind of like eatin' factories
I puke up next night and out comes the cheese,
Dude I just think your tryin to weigh the flab on me
The other day you gave me steak-and-kidney-pie for free
cos' i told a quarter-pounder your my wife to be,
Eatin' all this crap, it's the life for me,
And all the other guys just despise me i eat peas.

(And That's How Far We've Got)